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The Chinese Valley Girl reminded me of another cultural variation. When I lived in NYC I would encounter the Chinese Ghetto Thug. They were young Chinese men, that seemed to emulate the typical male black that resided in, or around the housing projects. If you think ghetto slang/ebonics is hard enough to decipher. Try listening to it with a Chinese accent

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"Literally the only threat that wasn’t present was Godzilla. Yet conspiracy nuts still blame Mossad…because we all know that Jews can summon fog, ice, and rain at will."

Now I haven't read the talmud myself but schizophrenics on the internet have claimed for years that jews who study it can learn to cast spells that can change the weather.

Finally we have confirmation from a member of the tribe that they were right all along.

Apparently there's an incantation in the talmud that can summon mothra, a giant japanese moth monster. That's basically a stones throw away from being able to summon a giant bipedal lizard who can shoot blue beams out of his mouth.

What are the odds that Dave brings up godzilla right after admitting jews have magical powers? Pretty slim chances.

There's nine words in the sentence that mentions godzilla, the ninth of may was victory day in nazi Germany & they lost the war. The side that won the war used nukes that irradiated the water which created godzilla. The name david cole shares many of the same letters as the movie the davinci code, which sounds suspiciously like davinci cole, in other words dave code or dave speaking in code. Dave is well known for drinking liquor & as we all know anaconda malt liquor gives you "woooo" & anacondas are reptiles... Godzilla is a reptile.

Coincidence?

I think not.

The coded message is clear, Dave is telling us that the jews summoned godzilla to take out the helicopter.

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