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Betsy's avatar

You’re worth a million times more than you charge. And thank you for the clip about cursing. I really struggle with controlling my mouth and thoughts and have to confess it over and over but honestly there are so many dumb Tuckers in this world I’d rather have the joy of cursing. Dammit.

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David Cole's avatar

LOL!!!! Thank you, Betsy!

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SandyC4's avatar

I want to know what dickwads voted no.

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David Cole's avatar

Almost certainly the dumbass deniers who haunt this Substack.

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Sarcastic Cynical Texan's avatar

Yes Dave, I along with the other me paid up, $20.00 to a Jewish writer that lives in a hotel, who just sold his family home . . . $$$$$$$$$

I/we are insane, or ???

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Texas Khaan's avatar

Insanity ain't the half of it. Hopefully Substack Standards & Enforcement will allow both of us to remain here for a while !!!

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Ricardo's avatar

Did you both spread the word in Ulaanbaatar? Those plainsmen would love to comment here!

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Texas Khaan's avatar

Spread all sorts of things in UB.

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Sarcastic Cynical Texan's avatar

You spread your madness all over Mongolia, as you certainly recall. 3500 KM of travel for 15 days & 14 nights which were spent touring from the South Gobi all the up to Khuvsgul Lake and back to UB. To top it all off you spent 21 days in UB ogling [occasionally fondling or . . . ] each attractive Mongol female that came into view.

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Grand Mal Twerkin's avatar

I was today years old when I found out that “steppe” is a near synonym of “plain”, and a nearer, overlapping synonym of “prairie”. When encountering the word, I always pictured terraces (get it?), even though I knew that must be wrong; if nothing else, they would trip the horses

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Ricardo's avatar

Following the American tradition, it doesn't sound right to call them "Scouts of the Steppes."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_Bill_Hickok#/media/File:Wild_Bill_Hickok_and_Texas_Jack_Omohundro_and_Buffalo_Bill_1873.png

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noochness's avatar

Like G.W. Bush said, spending is the best way to help the American economy!

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Brian P Henry's avatar

You should have a special Dave’s concierge level at a higher price point (tbd). Possible benefits would be special restricted access to tips on rodent control, reviews of affordable liquors, best long term Beverly Hills hotels for writers, tips for breaking into the movie industry, etc. in any event, I’m delighted that I can still post stupid shit on your site!

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David Cole's avatar

Thank you Brian - this Substack wouldn't be the same without you!

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Grand Mal Twerkin's avatar

The Super Dave Level

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Harshkumar's avatar

That was an Einstein level comment.

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noochness's avatar

You've tapped a rich vein here for wannabe comedy writers to exploit!

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Grand Mal Twerkin's avatar

$10 to troll for a year is not bad

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noochness's avatar

Yeah, Dave never relevance-shames on the comments!

I posted something about 'The Waste Land' at another site's blog post about the "Prufock" poem, and I was gently upbraided by the (female) owner for going off topic. I think off-comment topics bother women more than men---maybe goes back to the different ways each sex excretes urine? Jes askin'.....

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David Cole's avatar

I LOVE your off-topic comments!

Indeed, I look forward to them.

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Grand Mal Twerkin's avatar

My trolling is always on point, same as the way I excrete urine

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noochness's avatar

Upon reflection, it prolly stems back to the different ways men and women guide children---the former more laisser-faire, the latter more guidance-heavy....

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Grand Mal Twerkin's avatar

She treats her readers like children. That must be comforting

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noochness's avatar

Yeah, it was my last visit....

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Grand Mal Twerkin's avatar

Good for you. Don’t take that shit from her!

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Tom Servo's avatar

Well worth the price, and because I have other Substack subscriptions, they gave me a discount!

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Mike Carroll's avatar

Best $10 I'll ever spend!

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David Cole's avatar

Thank you, Mike! Good to have everyone back.

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Spencer's avatar

We Jewed you down to $10!

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noochness's avatar

I woulda paid 20!

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David Cole's avatar

I realize I could've charged more, but I really do always want this 'stack to be free. This was a reluctant move.

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Harshkumar's avatar

Your writing is spectacular and worth far more.

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David Cole's avatar

That's a tremendously kind comment. Thank you!

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David Cole's avatar

The tables are turned!

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Lucky Ned's avatar

I pay $100 for Steve Sailors writing, Dave. $10 is a bargain.

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David Cole's avatar

Well, with Sailer each sub comes with a free "I Notice!" bumper sticker.

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Carl F. Horowitz's avatar

Worth every penny -- even if the money goes for beer.

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David Cole's avatar

Thank you! Much appreciated, Carl.

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Kelly Harbeson's avatar

Even if 83c per month was not less than the change that falls out of my pockets, I would pay. Not that I have much to say but I can hope, can't I?

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David Cole's avatar

Welcome back, Kelly!

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Tom Servo's avatar

Check your couch; I often find loose change there that other people have lost. It's the only reason I ever invite anyone over.

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Abdul Alhazred's avatar

Commenting way late to say there should be a hellraiser movie about you where when you open the box pinhead shows up and says "we have such schizophrenia to show you" which then prompts a bunch of schizos come out instead of chain hooks and you're stuck in hell refuting their claims about the holocaust. Somehow you escape hell in some crazy sequence involving bdsm nick fuentes catboy tranny demons and the ending will seem like a relief but, plot twist, you login to twitter and grok makes false quotes about you. This causes you to go insane and start laughing maniacally with tears streaming down your face as the camera backs up with the computer showing you watch grok ignore your corrections and posts fake quotes from you over and over in real time. Sinister music plays and cut to credits.

Thats all I got, it was well worth 10 bucks to post this. Thank you for your attention on this matter.

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David Cole's avatar

LOL!!!! And well worth it to read.

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David Cole's avatar

LOL!

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Abdul Alhazred's avatar

We're explorers in the further regions of schizophrenia. Demons to some, Tucker Carlson podcast guests to others.

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Gina Nelson's avatar

You should charge more; you are worth it. Happy to help you out with your Substack.

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David Cole's avatar

Thank you! I genuinely appreciate your readership, Gina.

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Natalie's avatar

I ponied up my $10 because it’s worth that to me to be able to troll you publicly

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David Cole's avatar

And you are most welcome to do so!

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Grand Mal Twerkin's avatar

Trollin’ Cole!

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Bill Fenner's avatar

Only $10 a year, Dave?? Bargain! Now get on and finish the new book, please, because I'll be buying that too!

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David Cole's avatar

Thank you, Bill. Great to see you again here!

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Ricardo's avatar

Dem money-hungry Joos are oppressing this poor Goy...NOT!

Best 10 bucks spent to keep the Spammlers away.

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