Requiescat 2025
And don't come back.
Fuck 2025 and all who sailed her.
The year started with me getting Elephant Manned by an M&M, followed by the unbearable loss of K’eyush the Stunt Dog. Then the rat attack, and my decision to sell my house and relocate to a gibbon rescue compound in Comoros.
2025…I learned a lot. I learned that Jews eat babies at Passover and every rightist on earth is too cowardly to say otherwise if it means possibly losing ten X followers. I learned that Venezuelan drug couriers are the real villains and the only reason Trump never mentioned it until last month is that he didn’t want to tip them off.
Smart cookie, that Trump. He even pardoned a major Honduran drug kingpin just to throw the couriers off the trail.
8th Dimensional chess!
I learned that the Bamboo Steamer is great for salmon but less good for Hong Kong apartments. I learned that the J6 pipe bomber was the black nerd from Die Hard. I learned that Milo Yiannopoulos and Nick Fuentes suck dick as proof of their heterosexuality, because if you don’t suck dick you’re gay. I learned that you can see a guy get shot in the neck and hemorrhage blood but that doesn’t mean anyone knows what killed him because it might’ve been Jews using an exploding microphone from underground tunnels.
I also learned that conservatives are being murdered every day, Hunted, hunted I say, like beasts of the field. If you call or text a MAGA friend and they don’t respond, it’s because they’ve been murdered. Indeed, everyone on the right’s been murdered. It’s a genocide of conservatives, as real as the tranny genocide and the black “death by cop” genocide. And the truth of this fictional holocaust is being pushed by rightists who call the true Holocaust fictional.
There was symmetry to this angry cunt of a year. It began with the ignominious death of a Hollywood icon and his younger spouse - Alzheimered Gene Hackman pacing about his adobe hut, starving to death, too disoriented to notice his dead wife underfoot - and ended with the ignominious death of a Hollywood icon and his younger spouse - Meathead and Mrs. Meathead meet meat cleaver.
On that note, Conan O’Brien throws the worst Christmas parties. Jay Leno’s are duller, but less fatal.
More symmetry - I started the year being told by my boss of ten years that I was banned from criticizing a Jew-hater, Elon “Autischwitz” Musk. And I ended the year with one of my best friends telling me not to criticize a Jew-hater, Tucker “Lord A-haw-haw-haw” Carlson.
2025 was my year of quitting. My job, my house, and now political writing in general. I’ve lost all desire to talk politics. It started with my friend requesting that I sit on the story of me asking Tucker about whether Jews eat babies at Passover (my question led to a wonderful exchange involving Israel and ending with Tuck telling me to “fuck off”), and now it’s at the point where I feel so completely impotent regarding the right’s slide into Nazism that I just want to check out of the whole thing (with Carlson’s brother Buckley now all-in on “Jews eat babies,” my convo with Carlson would be even more relevant. But whatever…).
I look at the right and its Nazis as I looked at Covid circa March 2020. I wrote about this in my column at the time, how efforts to “end Covid” by shutting down cities and nations were stupid and futile. Covid was in the air; it was in humans. Every country would eventually have to let it work its way through the population. Freezing travel and locking people in their homes was a temporary delay of the inevitable; Covid was in the world, and, like any airborne bug, you’ll breathe it eventually. Bite the bullet and get it over with. It’ll work itself out.
Well, that’s my views regarding you clods and your beloved Nazis. You’ve introduced them into your ecosystem. The virus is in the air. Funny how Elon loves overusing the term “woke mind virus,” yet he’s too blind or stupid to see that he’s unleashed the Nazi mind virus (oh, who’m I kidding? He isn’t blind or stupid; the worthless fuck did it on purpose). Musk is a vector, as are Vance, Carlson, Owens, Kelly, etc. Every top rightist podcast is now “Jews eat babies at Passover,” “Hitler was the hero of WWII,” and “the Holocaust never happened.” Vance, your likely 2028 nominee, is cool with that; this doughy Ned Beattyfucker doesn’t even have the stones to call out Groypers when they insult his Punjabi wife.
The bug’s in the air. My attempts to stop this disaster - attempts, I should add, that date back to 2016 - have proven futile. For years I warned you shitstains what would happen if you released the Nazi virus. That is to say, if you stopped canceling Nazis and began letting them in because “we can only fight leftist crazies by bringing in crazies of our own gyuck-gyuck-gee-gee-gehgyurk” (and other assorted inbred grunts).
I warned you. I told you that the best way to fight leftist lunacy was to fight leftist lunacy, not breed rightist lunacy to equalize right and left on the retardo scale. Defund the police, open borders, DEI, and trannyism could be opposed quite effectively without saying “Gas the Jews! Holohoax!”
But no…you wouldn’t hear of it. You wanted in on this cool new Nazi thing. How exciting! How Führerific! How positively sieg heily!
Well, now you got what you wanted. The GOP is as hobbled by Nazis as the Dems were by trannies.
Congrats…you fucking imbeciles.
And there’s nothing I can do about it. I tried, I failed. And now that it’s in the air, it’s just going to have to work its way through the right, like Covid in a big city. You’re going to have to take losses. Election losses, policy losses. And after the Dems have kicked your stupid asses and all of Trump’s immigration policies have been re-Bidened, maybe then your love affair with Nazis will end.
Maybe.
But it’s the only possible way to subdue the plague. Me constantly yelling about it is like Newsom locking down California in 2020. It stopped nothing.
Breathe it in, folks. Breathe deep the virus you unleashed from your own personal Wuhan, and I wish you a period of intense pain and suffering, then a recovery accompanied by the wisdom you lacked when I warned of this scenario a decade ago.
But me? I’ve lost any desire to talk or write of this shit.
So lemme wrap up with one final tale.
For years at Takimag I railed against Stew Peters. Peters is a guy who legit wants to murder American Jews. He’s repeatedly called for a “final solution” to the Jewish question in the U.S., and he’s brazenly stated that this means engaging in violent, criminal action against ordinary Jews.
On his February 10th, 2024, show, Peters hosted a Hitler admirer named Arthur Kwon Lee, who referred to Jews as “sewer dwellers.” Affirming that view, Peters stated, “The problem isn’t Zionism, the problem is Jews,” adding, “Jews are cowards. They fake being Jews,” again reiterating, “What do you think the problem is with America? The Jews.”
Lee then stated that the time has come to “physically fight the Jews,” to which Peters replied, “I agree. I agree a thousand percent.” Lee added, “Right now the fight is between whites and Jews, and all other ethnicities have to pick a side.” Peters nodded in agreement, bluntly declaring, “Grab a weapon.”
Of course, Peters praised the Bondi Beach massacre…
Peters ain’t too fond of “foundational blacks,” either.
Oh, and here’s Stewey with skinhead Vincent James, the subject of my last piece.
Peters urges his followers to “finish” Hitler’s “fight.”
From 2023 to when I quit in April this year, I mentioned Stew Peters in nine different columns. Well, that was too much for some of you. I was castigated by one high-profile, highly-influential Beltway friend, “Stop talking about Stew Peters! Nobody knows him! Nobody cares!”
Well, I cared. I knew Peters had an astounding amount of money behind him. Money from Nazis, Groypers, and Holocaust deniers, and money from “insider” rightists who saw in Peters the wave of the future.
While you faggots were ignoring the threat, I wasn’t.
Now, this is a story I never planned to make public, but a few weeks ago one of Tucker’s fellow sieg heilers let the cat out of the bag himself. So since it’s no longer a secret, I’ll speak of it.
It’s a tale of two guys.
Guy #1: Patrick Howley is a Tucker Carlson associate from the Daily Caller. These days, he’s a full-on goosestepping Stew Peters acolyte. I’ve written about Howley before. A disgrace to journalism who, during the Occupy protests in 2011, dressed up as ANTIFA and initiated a riot at the Smithsonian's National Air and Space Museum that left several guards injured. He wanted to get a “scoop” (“OCCUPY LEFTISTS STORM SMITHSONIAN, BEAT GUARDS!”), but since the Occupy dolts weren’t storming, Howley stormed for them, then blamed them for storming in an article for the American Spectator. But he’s so fucking low-IQ, he boasted - in print - about having provoked the riot himself to fake the “scoop.” The admission led to a pink slip from the Spectator.
So of course Carlson grabbed the guy up. A fraud? An imbecile? Welcome to the Tucker Carlson family, friend! And as Tucker grew more Nazi, so did his cocksuck Howley, who started working directly with Stew Peters on the “final solution” project.
Guy #2: Blake Neff, the best ghostwriter in politics. Think of your favorite millionaire Fox News personality. Think of their “autobiography.” Yeah, that hardcover sitting on your pathetic bookshelf next to your dog’s obedience school trophy for farting itself awake. That book? That “autobiography?” Blake wrote it. Think of your favorite millionaire Fox News personality. Think of their bestselling manifesto for America (“America GOOD Faith Family Freedom Flag;” RetardoRead Publishing, a division of HarperCollins).
That book? That “manifesto?” Blake wrote it.
Blake’s a friend, and as a scribe myself I greatly admire his chameleonic ability to write in other people’s voices. Back when Tucker Carlson was on Fox, Blake was his wordsmith. If you ever liked a Tucker monologue, credit Blake. In 2020 Blake was double-outed: first exposed as the brains behind the Tuck, then exposed as having pseudonymously written racially and sexually offensive things on troll message boards years earlier.
Blake resigned from Tucker’s show in 2020. That’s public knowledge.
Blake reemerged as part of Charlie Kirk’s inner circle in 2023. That’s public knowledge too. It was Blake who ushered in the “new” Kirk. The better Kirk. The Kirk who took a hard line on immigration, who rejected “staple green cards to their diplomas.”
Remember that Kirk?
Pre-Blake Kirk was bad Kirk!
After joining the team, Blake wrote Kirk’s books, speeches, and many of his tweets. Yes, even his tweets.
That’s not to take anything away from Kirk; he was a dynamic off-notes public speaker. He was a real guy, not an empty suit. But it took Blake to send him in the right direction. And Kirk knew it; he never went anywhere without Blake. Blake was by his side when Charlie was killed.
So you have Blake working for Tucker at Fox until 2020, then Blake at TPUSA from 2023 onward. But something happened in-between, when Blake was in exile.
I knew about it well, but I couldn’t speak about it.
Until December 5th when Howley opened his big drooling mouth:
Yes, Blake briefly worked for Nazi Stew Peters. And Howley decided to destroy Blake by revealing it. Because Howley’s a monster, a worthless specimen the world would be better off without. He was so fucking angry that Blake wasn’t on board with Candace’s “Jews killed Kirk, TPUSA killed Kirk, Erika killed Kirk” bullshit, he decided to try to get Blake re-canceled, out of spite.
You dumb fuckfaces. These Nazis you adore aren’t lovable “agree to disagree” “free speech” “open dialogue” darlings. They use that affectation to fool your stupid asses, because they know you’re so gullible you’d sell your kidney for a magic bean. These Nazis will destroy you if you oppose them; their commitment to “free speech” and “aw shucks, let’s debate, friend” ends the moment you speak out against them. They rule by fear, not dialogue.
You mindless, credulous shits. These beasts you’ve empowered because they smiled and said “I’m just asking qwestchins” will eventually fuck each and every one of you up the ass if you don’t fall in line, especially come 2028 when Vance becomes Fuentes and Carlson’s ticket to the White House.
To repeat: Howley tried to destroy Blake just because Blake wouldn’t indulge Owens’ lunatic fantasies. You have no idea what awaits you from these people. You stupid, stupid assholes. Then again, you’re also the people who, at Tucker’s direction, harassed J6 attendee Ray Epps for years as a “fed,” based on nothing more than that he “told people to go inside the Capitol yet hadn’t been arrested.” Nick Fuentes was also there, telling people to go inside the Capitol, and he wasn’t arrested either. And this year when Tucker “cleared” Fuentes of being a fed, saying his actions were perfectly innocent, did any of you think of Epps, the old man you tormented for doing the same thing Fuentes did?
Of course not. The cruelty, the sadism, is already inside you…and the Nazis you love are gonna give it back to you in spades.
I hope you suffer as Epps did.
Anyway, since Howley “declassified” the Blake Neff/Stew Peters tale, I’d like to give it some context.
Post-Tucker Blake was exactly where I had been after my “cancelation” in 2013. Exiled, reviled, and very much in need of work. And there was Stew Peters, a proud Nazi, a would-be murderer of Jews, a million-follower demagogue with all the money in the world to spend. But Stew had a problem: he’s illiterate. A Jalisco lettuce-picker’s toddler can write better than Stew Peters. A Baltimore Daquan strung out on “purple drank” writes more legibly than Stew Peters. Stewey needed a ghostwriter, and Howley, knowing how vulnerable Blake was, recommended him. And Stewey made Blake an offer very hard to refuse: a king’s ransom to ghostwrite about killing Jews, to use his estimable skills, the best ghostwriting skills I’ve ever seen, to make Peters’ message sound literate, instead of how it sounds coming from Peters’ damaged brain: the barely-coherent ramblings of a low-IQ loudmouth.
It was a dilemma, to be sure. Sell your soul, or stay broke.
Well, it was a dilemma for Blake, a man with a soul. It wouldn’t have been a dilemma for you walking enema bags; you embrace Nazis, you detest ethics. To you, expressing ethical hesitation equals “cucking to the left.” Whatever soul you may have had, you’ve long lost. Worse still, you’re too mind-fucked to have sold it; you gave it away for free.
But Blake, a decent man, was troubled. And guess who he came to to discuss his dilemma?
Yeah, asswipes. Me. Although Blake and I can’t be described as close friends, he’s been to my house, we’ve spent hours at dinner, and he trusts my counsel. Which I gave, one evening during a very long talk.
Don’t take the Stew Peters deal, I said. Yes, the money is tempting. Yes, you’re skilled enough to sell the most horrific message for the most horrific man.
But it’s wrong. There has to be right and wrong. Or we’re fighting for nothing.
Stew Peters is evil, period.
Even from a perspective of pure self-interest, I told Blake that nothing stays secret in this town forever. Not today, not anymore. You become Stew Peters’ Goebbels, it’ll eventually leak, and there’ll be no coming back from it.
In the end, Blake knew in his heart what to do. He said adios to Peters, to hell with the money. But Howley, that sick fuck who proved me right about nothing ever staying secret in this town, that scumbag, that creature who tried to destroy Blake for speaking his mind about Candace…I want Howley to know - it was I who helped pull Blake away from you and Peters. When you die, Howley - and may you die soon and painfully - you’ll know that it was David Cole - not some faceless “they,” not “the Jews,” but one Jew, David Cole, who helped guide Blake away from you.
As evidenced by Howley’s bitter tweet, he’s still pissed about losing Blake.
Old Mister Satan, he got mad,
Missed that soul that he thought he had.
And as for you people, who enthusiastically support Nazis on X while telling me to “stop talking about Stew Peters,” it’s only because I do pay attention to this shit that Charlie Kirk got Blake instead of Stew Peters. While you’re playing “follow the Führer” on X, I’m in the thick of the muck trying to make things better on the right.
Or at least I was. Not anymore. I don’t want to have anything to do with politics, with you and your Nazis, in 2026. What you need to learn, you’ll learn on your own. Maybe I’ll still be alive when you wise up, maybe not.
But you will wise up…after learning a few things the hard way.
The only way you retards ever learn anything.
THE LAST WORD
Ray Epps was one of you…a child-minded MAGAMAGAMAGA who only wanted to serve the God-king. And you turned on him after Tucker unleashed the lynch mob. The MAGA grampa was harassed, bullied, and driven into hiding. And you loved it. Nobody - not Matt Walsh, not Megyn “Beavis-nose” Kelly, screamed “no enemies to the right” as everyone was piling on the poor old man to the right.
You ganged up on grampa because Tucker told you, “Epps called on people to enter the Capitol on J6 but he wasn’t charged, which de facto makes him a fed.”
Then a few months ago, Nick Fuentes, who also called on people to enter the Capitol on J6 but wasn’t charged, appeared on Tucker to spread his “kill the Jews” virus, and Tucker announced, “Hey, you know what? Calling on people to enter the Capitol on J6 without being charged doesn’t make someone a fed after all.” And you were like “Epps? Epps who?”
You don’t remember him because you don’t want to. Because if you thought about it for even a second you’d realize that any of you could be the next target, the next pile-on. MAGA’s ability to manufacture lynch mobs is estimable. As the MAGA Nazi faction strengthens, you’ll find that opposition carries risks. One tweet can make you a target. Nazis are by nature bullies. In the 1930s, of course. And today’s cosplay Nazis are worse, since many of them are “working out” a childhood filled with being on the receiving end of bullying (being bullied in school defines Musk’s personality).
Here’s something else you’ll learn, something I learned this year: as the MAGA Nazi faction grows stronger, your friends will not publicly defend you should you be attacked. It’s the risk/reward I spoke of months ago. Too risky to oppose the bullies, too much potential reward in supporting them.
In the coming tumult, most of you will do as other MAGAs have done: you’ll flee to fantasy. You’ll join the hundreds of thousands of MAGAs who breathlessly worried that Candace Owens was going to be murdered by the Jews during her “summit” with Erika Kirk. You’ll live entirely in your head, fretting about the fictional action-adventure scenarios your heroes paint on X. Newly-minted rightists like Justine Bateman bitch endlessly about AI, but what’s AI to a rightist? Rightists live in artificial reality, a VR mindscape of killer Jewbots and nefarious Venezuelan voting machines. You live your fake adventures every day, as divorced from the real world as any AI-crafted video.
Speaking of reality-detachment, Matt Walsh tweeted this last week:
Unreality at its finest! When Gabby Giffords took one in the head in a mass shooting during a Democrat administration, Dems were content to accept that the killer was a mentally-ill weirdo. Rather than send leftists down the road to insanity, the Dem machine parlayed the shooting into a Mark Kelly victory and a Dem takeover of both AZ Senate seats.
No “frog marches and leg irons.” Just smart politics (i.e. the thing Walsh can neither comprehend nor practice).
During the Biden administration, the nation saw Nick Fuentes “Groyper” disciples murder ten black people at a Tops Market in Buffalo and three black people at a Dollar Store in Jacksonville. Plus twenty-three Hispanics killed in El Paso in 2019 (Trump was president but Congress was Dem) and one dead in a school shooting as Trump was inaugurated in January 2025, with the shooter specifically crediting Fuentes and Owens as inspirations. Oh, and nine black churchgoers killed by a rightist “noticer” in Charleston during the Obama administration.
Forty-six nonwhites viciously murdered by Groypers, half during Democrat administrations, and where exactly was this “crackdown?” In fact, Groyperism only grew; Fuentes and Owens only got bigger.
And what about Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro, a Democrat and presidential hopeful? In April of this year, on Passover, Shapiro and his family were firebombed in the governor’s mansion by a MAGAMAGAMAGA who wanted to murder Shapiro for, in the words of arsonist/terrorist Cody Balmer, “having my friends killed.”
Six months before Kirk was killed, rightists were already hunting Jews for “killing them.”
“Stop killing me! You’re killing me! Now I’ll kill you for killing me!”
Yet Walsh’s says, “We have not gone to war with those who want to kill us, and are killing us.”
“Are killing us?”
This is how feeble a mind Walsh possesses; he’s spent so much time around trannies, he’s absorbed their lies.
Walsh’s psychosis is spreading. During last week’s “AmFest,” TPUSA serial plagiarist Benny Johnson tweeted “The left is out here, killing us, and we’re in here squabbling and bitching about our feelings. Enough!” Dipshits like Walsh and Johnson, who embrace the platforming of Groyper Nazis, use “they’re killing us” as a scare tactic: “We can’t alienate the Nazis; we’re being killed daily, and we NEED OUR GESTAPO SHOCK TROOPS to protect us from the plague of MURDER!”
It’s at the point now where the mere suggestion to gatekeep Nazis is met with “oh, so you want us DEAD???”
Behold your intellectual leaders. Having Nazis on board is the only way to keep us alive. Nazis have gone from foes to literal saviors.
I so fucking hate you people.
Back to reality: you imbeciles are NOT being killed. Nobody is killing you. Walsh is not “being killed.” Charlie Kirk was killed, but it’s Walsh who supported platforming the loons who claim it wasn’t a “leftist” who killed him (as Walsh also urged platforming the Groypers who inspired the mass shootings in which nonwhites were not “theoretically” killed, but kill-killed).
By trying to convince you that you’re being killed, Walsh is attempting to induce mass paranoid schizophrenia. And many of you with minds that weren’t born sick are trying to make yourselves mentally ill, as if the gift of a non-diseased brain is a curse rather than a blessing.
Two weeks ago we saw the horrific consequences suffered by a family saddled with a paranoid schizo son. But you mouthbreathers likely read about Nick Reiner and said “Oh wow, that’s who I wanna be! A ghost-haunted liability to those around me, a demon-hunter who can’t be talked to or reasoned with. Chasing invisible enemies in my imaginary RPG; that’s the life for me!”
And that’s the GOP.
You look up to Nick Reiner. Not for killing a leftist HOLLYWEIRD commie, but for being your ideal: a schizo fully committed to the phantoms in his head.
That’s who you want to be. So go be him. Go be Nick Reiner. Have fun with the consequences, have fun dragging the GOP down with you.
And count me out of your madness.
I would absolutely love for you to stick around and tell old "behind the scenes" Hollywood stories as I enjoy them very much. Also hope this mean we will be getting the long promised Downfall of The Avengers piece. Happy New Year Dave!
Proof of life, I was worried . . . but now I say this, loudly:
Happy New Year, Dave !!!
Do you have type O- blood like me? That's a loaded question BTW.