The Black Furor of Harlem

"Hands in the air, muthas - this is a swastik-up!"

Or at least one hand in the air.

I don’t particularly like talking so much about Nazis these days. But jeez, folks, how can I not, when the GOP, conservative financiers, right-wing donors, and Elon Musk won’t stop talking about them either (and feting and promoting and rationalizing them)?

I mean, how can I not do a column about the “black Nazi” Republican in NC?

Especially as well over a year ago I warned the GOP about black Nazis.

Did anybody listen?

They never do.

So now we have the real-life Cotton Belt version of the “Black Führer of Harlem,” a character in Vonnegut’s Mother Night.

When this damnable election is over, I’m going cold turkey on sieg heilers for the rest of the year. In fact, I’m devoting Thanksgiving through Christmas to a series of pieces exploring the current implosion in Hollywood that’s damn-near thrown the entire town out of work.

But until then, here’s this week’s column (no Substack rant today…I only do one of those a week, to keep unsubs at a minimum):

Blacks Can’t Hold Their Hitler

If’n you like it, you can buy me a beer.

Or as the Black Führer would say, kauf mir ein Bier, sücka.