The Week That Perished: A Stankless Endeavor

Yes, I get it - you only want to read about the Trump shooting. But click here out of pity

I was almost not gonna post The Week today because obviously you’re all focused on the Trump shooting, plus anytime I post ANYTHING I get a dozen unsubs, plus I’m awash in liquor and will be until September (though to be frank I’m going at it so hard, I may not last that long). My apologies for being absent from the comments section, but I did kinda warn you that during July and August I’d be here but not “here.”

Still, I owe it to my employer of nearly ten years to post my pieces.

Do ol’ Dave a favor and click on the link, okay? And if you unsub you’re worse than a PA hippie assassin.

This week:

The Frogs stink metaphorically, the Nogs stink literally, wise Latinas go kablam, U.S. servicemen rape Japan, and Biden says he’s ma’am.

https://www.takimag.com/article/the-week-that-perished-302/

Also, Buy Me a Beer. Please know, for you Temperance moralists, that I don’t actually buy liquor with your donations. The money goes to food. When I’m on a bender, my toughest struggle is remembering to eat, as booze robs me of my appetite, and I can sometimes go four days without eating. So your donations help ol’ Dave order a burger and fries for to keep his constitution strong. And I thank you.