The Week That Perished - When Chimps Attack
And lots more!
This week:
Violent chimps play humans for chumps,
Tranny athletes have protruding bumps,
Cops arrest a pilot with soul,
Palestinians get an unwanted hole,
Laqueda wants free chicken; does not reach her goal.
https://www.takimag.com/article/the-week-that-perished-306/
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Just watched a CNN interview with Vance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7GiUYYJh7w
Wow, Vance is really quick on his feet, he's got the rap, that's for sure. I love how he pointed out that Harris hasn't sat down for any interviews at all-- she's like the Wizard of Oz, maintaining an aura in front of rallies, but is nothing when the curtain is pulled aside.
But I couldn't be a pol: like when the lib interviewer asked Vance about a Texas woman who supposedly can't legally get an abortion, Vance had to pretend that his heart breaks for her--- I'd have said something like, "I'm running for Veep, you want me to get involved with everyone's household problems? She's got a brain, she'll work it out somehow. We're not living in an ep of The Handmaid's Tale, there's gotta be a lot of abortion support personnel in her community. What, do I need to go meet her to help her open a Facebook account? She's living in Texas, not the mountains of Afghansitan. Kee-ryess...."
Holy Moly Dave!
This one is an instant classic!
Cheers!