Update on Project Wooden Doorths

Counteroffensive failed [STOP] Mood grim [STOP] Hope not lost [STOP]

I hope y’all had a fun 4th. This was my first 4th away from the Westside in 21 years. The Century City fireworks show was always visible from my house. No need to go outside - I’d just sit by my window like Norman Bates’ mother.

And last year, from the top floor of the Bev Hills Marriott, I was even closer, with a better view.

This year, at my present location, there was indeed a show, but not near my hotel, and it dun costed $5 to get in! What silliness. I walked to the fireworks area and found myself a perch on a wall across the street. Same show, right? Except I’m outside the gates. Sure, there was beer inside the event, but not free. So you’re paying $5 to get in just to pay $5 for a plastic cup of beer.

Forget that! I had my flask and a no-cost wall perch.

Nobody keeps Yankee Doodle Dave from his booze n’ fireworks!

I do have to admit - the Century City show was better. A better selection of kaboomies and kablammos. This one was a little dull.

Well…Century City’s a special place. I don’t miss BH at all, but I do miss CC.

Oh, and I missed my fundraising goal, which we were not able to meet. It’s been 8 days and we’re about 3k short of our goal of $10,000 for my anti-denial video.

Look, I tried my best! I wrote 7,711 words about this a week ago, and I’m content that I argued my case as best as I possibly can.

And as I fell short of my $10k goal, last week Laura Pinho, a white far-left public school teacher in Canoga Park (San Fernando Valley, that fetid hellish firepit north of L.A. known mainly for porn), left her husband and child because they weren’t “anti-Jewish enough.” She went to Utah, where Zoom marriages are allowed, and she married a random Hamas guy in Gaza, in a shared bond of “fighting the Satanic Jews.”

She launched a GiveSendGo to pay for the cost of moving her new Hamasband to L.A.

She got $12,400 in just four days.

And I asked for ten and barely got seven.

Credit where it’s due; Jew-haters commit. Why do you think both political parties cater to them? They SPEND. Can you grasp that simple principle? The demographic that spends is the demographic that is courted.

Jew-haters gave Pinho (accent on the “ho”) $12,400 to help her abandon her child to pursue Jew-hatred full-time and give bogus citizenship to a terrorist. Sure, bogus green card marriage is illegal. A federal crime, in fact. Now let’s see if the Trump/Vance/Carlson administration prosecutes.

If not, I plan on rubbing several WASPy little noses in the obvious truth of my claim that the right’s Jew-hatred means a loosening of standards for illegal Akbars.

You can add Pinho’s $12,400 to:

Shiloh Hendrix’s $800,000 for yelling “nigger” at a child.

Nick Fuente’s $900,000 a year from livestream donations.

“Chud the Builder’s” $350,000 for yelling “nigger” at black people then shooting them.

Austin Franco’s $25,000 for proudly telling an employer who offered him a job, “I will not work for Jews.”

And with my GiveSendGo, I couldn’t even get to ten.

I’m not mad; as I’ve said time and again, I’m not entitled to anyone’s money.

Speaking of that, you may be curious if “Friendo” put the “steak dinner bet” money in the GiveSendGo kitty.

Of course not.

Or the friend who took thousands of dollars off me to travel cross country to do the anti-Jewish show, then refused to back me up when the host attacked me, then was given the opportunity to book a guest on a national TV show and chose a Nazi, then for some bizarre reason thought I’d enjoy hearing him laugh about what he did.

Did that guy (I guess I should call him “Friend-dough”) say “Hey, here’s your money back, Dave. I hope it helps make that video a reality!”

Of course not.

Keep your expectations low, and humans will never disappoint.

I will cop to being struck, more so each day, by the “gain the world but lose your soul” alternate reality I could’ve chosen in life. My God, can you imagine if, after my 2013 “outing,” I’d have put my finger to the wind and presented myself as deniers wanted to see me? “I fled Holocautht denial because the JDL and ADL and MOSSAD threatened me, but now that I’ve been doxxed, to HELL with the Joos! I’m back! Dave the denier! The originator! Wooden doorths! RED CROTH REPORT! Gath chamber windowths! MATHTURBATION MATHINES! The George Wathington of denial hath returned.”

You know how fucking rich I’d be? If, when Fuentes and the Groypers and Musk, Shields, Benjamin, Bilzerian, Peters, and the others who wrongly saw me as their guru came to prominence, I was pretending to be in their corner? Playing the part they wanted? The righteous Jew hunted - hunted I say - by the BAD JEWS for exposing the ZIO HOLOHOAX!

If I’d sold out to the vermin, and today I had a GiveSendGo to make a NEW HD 4K VERSION of my GROUNDBREAKING AUSCHWITZ VIDEO, how much you think I woulda made in a week?

Quite a bit more than 7k, no?

David Cole presents WOODEN DOORS - THE MOTION PICTURE, produced by Elon Musk and United Autists. Executive produced by JD Vance, Tucker Carlson, His Royal Highness Emir of Qatar Sheikh Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani, and Theo Vonn. Hosted by David Cole, with Gina Carano as the Wooden Door and David Spade as a Zyklon granule.

Shit, I coulda worked with Spade.

Damn.

Between them, Musk, Fuentes, Shields, Peters, Bilzerian, and Benjamin have over 300 million followers. So you can guess how much I could’ve profited for my soul.

That’s the irony. Deniers claim I “flipped” against denial because I accepted Mossad’s $7,000 “hasbara check.” If one considers what I would’ve made by acting the role deniers wanted me to, I’d have profited a good bit more than $7 grand. Indeed, the very notion I “flipped” for money is certifiably insane. There’s no money in the position I’ve held since 1994 - vigorously anti-denial but also highly critical of how orgs like the ADL and Wiesenthal Center fight denial.

There’s zero profit in that. Trust me, I know. I don’t do it for money; I do it because it needs doing.

Of course, selling my soul for Groyper bucks never crossed my mind, nor would it. But I’ll never cease to be floored by how much money there is in telling lies. There’s no difference between a young black loser shoveling money at a black race hustler who says “white privilege is why you’re failing at life,” or a young white loser shoveling money at a white race hustler who says “wooden doors are why you’re failing at life,” or a young incel shoveling money at an OnlyFans camgirl who says “you turn me on, baby.”

These days we’re defined by our desire to pay for comforting lies. We put ourselves in our own personal Matrix. No “conspirators” needed; we do it to ourselves.

My reason for pointing out “those who refuse to help” - Friendo, Friend-dough, Peter Thiel demanding two books outta me for $3 grand - is to hammer home what I said last week:

You’re all I got.

I have a small stable of fans. You guys, the good guys, the few who actually care about facts and history. You’re an exclusive bunch, so it kills me that when I do these fundraisers, it’s like I’m shearing the same sheep. Except you’re not sheep; you’re literally the only friends I have left.

That I come to you again 14 months after my last fundraiser, pitching to the exact same people, pains me, because it’s like I’m punishing you for being the good guys. I hate it. It upsets me as much as I’m sure it does you. But I’m 100% shadowbanned on X. If Elon or his minions tweet my 1992 content, within an hour it gets 500,000 views. If I tweet myself, my actual opinions, I’ll get 400 views total. It doesn’t have to do with followers. Of course Elon with his 240 mil followers gets high visibility. But, and I’ve documented this repeatedly, an anon Nazi account with 100 followers can tweet that 1992 video and immediately get 10,000 views, whereas I, with 7,760 followers, never have a tweet above 500 views unless some kind soul retweets me.

It’s the algorithm. Retweet denial, get boosted. It has nothing to do with followers; it works for someone with only ten or twenty followers.

I’m not allowed to grow my fanbase. X shadowbans me for not being a denier, and YouTube bans me because Media Matters said I AM a denier.

And shit…nobody knows what Amazon will do when my book goes back up there next week. My book’s already banned. Will that extend to the second edition?

No idea. But I know that if the title is automatically re-banned, nobody will say a word of protest.

Except my small but dedicated group of supporters.

You.

You’re all I got, and all I’m gonna get. And I’m shamed to have to come to you again after 14 months.

Those of you who’ve been with me since Taki (and before) know to trust my instincts. Who’s the one who warned you people years ago about Shapiro and Boreing’s “fund a movie to change the culture” grift? For the last seven years, what did I tell you? It’s a con. And what happened? Boreing damn-near bankrupted Daily Wire by wasting $60,000,000 on his “Pendragon Cycle” vanity project and his shelved “budget so high nobody will provide a figure” Snow White disaster starring Brett “Shapiro in drag” Cooper.

And what’s Boreing doing today? He’s given up on “movies to change the culture,” instead hosting a podcast in which he attacks anti-Jewish influencers like Owens and Carlson.

Exactly what I was doing ten years ago when I FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYS that the Nazi Groyper crowd was the thing to focus on, not putting Nick Searcy in his worn-out stanky ten gallon hat for another prairie morality tale co-starring Kevin Sorbo, Dean Cain, and Gina Carano as a wooden door (nothing to do with the Holocaust; it’s just the only role she can convincingly play).

My instincts were right. All that money you gave to Boreing’s films shifted the needle not one nanometer, whereas showing tolerance to Tucker and Candace and preaching “no enemies to the right” made you lousy with Nazis, which Boreing himself admits these days, when he’s not buying new lotus silk toupees with all the millions he embezzled.

Remember, in August 2024 the Wilks brothers - the billionaire oil-baron funders of Daily Wire - were this close to inking a deal for Fuentes to enter the big-money mainstream. And Boreing, always the dutiful teat-suckler, proceeded to praise Fuentes as “brilliant.” So for him, shifting from “movies to change the culture” to “fight Nazis!” is just a con man looking to move on after his last game was busted.

I mean, good for him - every voice against Tucker and his drones is welcome. But make no mistake: Boreing’s always got his finger to the wind. That “gain the world but lose your soul” deal I refused to take? He’d take it in a heartbeat. I knew Boreing for five years; a weaker and more opportunistic creep has never walked this green earth.

The fight against the denial cult has been the fight of my life for 32 years. And I hope my instincts and track record have earned me enough trust to merit your help to reach my meager goal.

I’m hardly giving up; I think we can do this.

Here’s the GiveSendGo. Let’s see how the week plays out.

Oh, and speaking of my instincts, how can I not mention Platner?

You see the cowardly, slimy, ratlike Dems fleeing Platner? The ones who called him “THE DEMOCRAT OF THE FYOOO-CHUUUUURE?”

And do you remember what I wrote almost a month ago?

With Platner’s primary victory in Maine, here’s some advice you’ll all ignore.

For years I hammered home the point, in my Takimag column and on Substack, that even the smallest sign of Nazism indicates mental instability. Hitch your horse to someone who praises Nazism, Hitler, or Nazi symbols, and you’ll be in for a bumpy ride. Because that person has a screw loose.

In 1936 Germany, sure - people who were not Nazis and not insane nevertheless went along with the program because it was the key to advancement at work and social mobility. But America 2026? Only deeply disturbed people embrace Nazism.

I’ve preached that point again and again and again.

Platner proves that point. The tattoo was just the tip of the iceberg. Dude’s a mess, from fantasizing about raping men to committing actual abuse against women. And this, too, is just the iceberg’s foreskin; way more will come out before the general.

Yet rightists look at what the Dems are going through with Platner and STILL say, “Hey, let’s bring in a little BASED Nazism on our side! Just a little, for Gen Z. How could it hurt?”

There is no such thing as “a little Nazism.” There is only sane or insane, stable or unstable. And all modern-day Nazi fetishists are either insane or unstable. That’s a guarantee.

The Dems who defended Platner, a man who, even if you want to excuse the SS tattoo, appeared on the podcast of a Holocaust denier and declared it his “favorite show ever,” convinced themselves that Platner represented “THAH WERKING MAN.”

More like the raping man. We should be glad that online Nazism gives us red flags about who to avoid. But no…we blind ourselves because a select few influencers are like “Nazis be COOOOL!”

Here’s a simple fact: If you spend a few bucks to help the anti-denier cause, you will never regret it. You will never be shamed by it. You will never have to delete tweets, or walk back statements, or lie to your grandkids. I can’t promise you victory because holy fuck I’m up against Brobdingnagianly stiff odds. But what I can promise is, you will never be ashamed of having kicked in twenty, fifty, or a hundred bucks for the cause. Win or lose, you’ll be as proud of the effort in twenty years as you are today.

The pro-Nazi, pro-denier side cannot make you that promise.

That’s all I gotta say; here again is the GiveSendGo.

On a lighter note, the Republican Party Animal Second Edition (I want to call it RPA2E, but that looks too much like “rape,” and why steal the title of Platner’s upcoming tell-all?) will be available in three varieties (prices set by my publisher, not me):

Softcover: $29.95

Hardcover (with a dust jacket just like a big boy book!): $39.95

Signed Hardcover: $49.95.

Last week my publisher, Printery T. McBookbinder, drove up from Orange County with 30 hardcovers to sign (lot of faith in the book there, Printery…nice to know you think we’ll bottom out at 30), and I took a pic for posterity.

My facial bloat is coming along nicely. It’s my personal protest against Ozempic.

If any o’ youse mugs would like a personalized copy (not just signed but personalized to you), let me know; if you’re a recognized friend, there’ll be no extra charge. Basic softcover or hardcover prices. And I gotta remember who won that contest about guessing the false “Dave fact” back in March! That reader gets a personalized copy for free. Shit, I gotta get on that!

Enjoy your summer, folks. Keep your AC on full blast, and to my European readers, may the magpies and skylarks you keep chained to perches in your home to startle with loud noises so that their panicked flapping cools you not succumb to stress-fueled coronaries.

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