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Only effin Dave could capture the Christmas magic of my old home town. Brings back warm memories of standing in line at Taco Bell when someone (black) walked up to the guy in front of me and stabbed him to death. Good times.

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That nearly be like a picture print by Currier and Ives-- these wonderful things are the things we remember all through our lives!

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Nothing gives me as much Christmas joy as a David Cole Indian impression. 😂😂 "Oh my goodness!"

Happy Holidays, Mr Cole!

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Merry Christmas! Thank you for making my day more enjoyable.

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My pleasure! Merry Christmas!

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That poem is heartwarming, or something

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Kind of like hearing Dylan Thomas read that Christmas thing of his they always play this time of year. And well worth a beer, or two.

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The beers were GREATLY appreciated, Brian. Merry Christmas!

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I love it! Sent it to all 2 of my contacts. It's the new Klassic Kwanzaa Karol.

Merry Christmas and a belated Happy Hanukkah!

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Thank you! Merry Christmas to you and a wonderful 2024 ahead!

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I believe in science AND chakras. I covered both bases when choosing my physician Dr Dipankar Chakrabarti MD. Thank you, come again!

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LOL!!!!

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FOOMCL. (Fell out of my chair laughing)

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GAFNA! (Great And Fantastic New Acronym)

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Book of Dave Cole poetry when?

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My mom was a published poet, and as a kid I'd go to her writers circle meetings to read dirty limericks to the blue-noses. She got as much of a kick out of it as I did.

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Beautiful, Dave. I hope this is the start of an annual Christmas tradition.

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Count on it.

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David that was so touching. I feel like Kurt Loder reporting on MTV. "It's been reported heeeeee heeeeee that there was some touching on Nederland Ranch......heee heee."

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Awesome Dave!

Great stuff!

Cheers!

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Merry Christmas, Dave! I hope we share in many more to come.

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Me too!

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This made my eve of Christmas eve! I think I will eat some HOT fries tonight. Thank you Dave. Happy Holidays!

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And to you as well!

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I read your stuff on TAKI´s and your attacks on MAGA make me feel a surge of HATEFUL FEELINGS, but then I remember that Winona Ryder is a JEW and she turned me into a NAZI JEW LOVER just like Oskar Schindler.

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Yes, Steve Sailer is a barrel of laughs, but don’t forget Doodles Dalrymple

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Yes, I was waiting for him to mention Dalrymple. I miss Goad and The Z Man.

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