Little animals are also subject to little animal diseases. Might not be a bad idea to put some plastic down and hire a couple of fellows to come in with grocery bags over their shoes and remove both appliances. Note that I am recalling your feelings about people and their filthy boots.
Thank you, Leland. Yeah, I know I gotta get rid of those machines. We're about to enter the hot months here, and I'm not looking forward to the stench of that cooking corpse!
Hey Dave, I'm sorry I didn't participate in your Substack poll. I've been distracted by personal issues, which seems to be my default state. Lol!
I was disappointed to hear you got banned from X, the supposed free speech platform. But your article provided a detailed explanation, and I continue to share your articles. I prefer Substack to X because it's more personal, and you can express yourself without censorship or bias. I especially enjoy it when you post photos and share personal stories. And your videos are always entertaining.
Regarding your Substack poll, I'm not interested in the Holocaust or the Israeli Palestinian issue because you've already covered it in great detail. I prefer your political and cultural insight and, of course, your personal stories and pics. I'd also like to know more about your favorite bands and stories from your time in the entertainment industry. But I enjoy whatever you write. I always learn something new, and you challenge my inherent bias and keep me laughing even as my life goes to shit.
I wish words were enough to express how much I appreciate your authenticity and brilliant writing. Like Thomas Sowell's writings, it changed my life. I hope one day I'll be able to show my appreciation. Perhaps if I get my memoir published, I'll give you a shout-out. And if they make a movie out of it, you can walk the red carpet with me after we have a meal at your favorite restaurant, and we've had one too many drinks. I know, it's a long shot. But you never know!
Anyway, RIP Ratibor, you were a worthy adversary!!! And I loved that heavy metal song from your previous Substack posting. Is that available on Spotify?
An exceptionally kind comment, Dino! You're a friend and I always appreciate hearing from you. I really do make an effort to keep my columns engaging and fresh...when you consider that I've been doing one a week for nine-and-a-half years now (and that's not even counting The Week That Perished), it's a challenge. Thank you for being a loyal reader who always gives the greatest feedback.
You may fool all these rubes with your elaborate yarn about “rat suicide”, but I’m not buying that BS for one second!
First of all, to the best of my knowledge of rat behavior, and rat lore, suicide is never an option for a rat. Rats fight until the very end, like the VietCong!
Secondly, your story has all the earmarks of a feigned confession! Sure, you want us to believe that this mystery rat, just vanished into thin air, like David Copperfield or something, but that too seems rather dubious. I’ve seen my share of rats, both dead and alive (don’t ask), and if there is one thing I am certain of, is that dead rats produce a distinct odor, for days, even weeks (depending upon rat body weight, relative humidity, and ambient temperature, combined with subspecies parasitic consumption), so if this rat had indeed committed washer/dryer Seppuku, you’d be bitching endlessly about that stank! (as any rational person with an average olfactory sense would)
However, I see no mention of the signature dead rat smell in your unsolicited testimonial, which leads me to believe, that whether you’d like to admit it, or not, you murdered that rat, in the library, with the candlestick!!
Then, disposed of the body, probably buried in a shallow, unmarked grave (you bastard! At least stick a popsicle stick cross on it, for the love of God! Or else he will never be able to cross the River Styx), then, realizing what you had done, decided to cover your tracks with this public fantasy, thus explaining his disappearance, disguised as a “mystery” ( that you do not intend to confirm or disprove, how convenient!) that leaves you totally innocent, and just as baffled as you would have us be!
Yep, I’m on to you David Cole! ( if that’s even your real name!)
Okay, you got me. I took out a $500,000 life insurance policy on him (thanks to wokeness, AllState can't discriminate based on species), I killed him, and now I'm on easy street! Or at least I WAS, Columbo!
Some of the later ones he did were good--- there's one where Rip Torn is the murderer, Betsy Palmer his wife, and Marilyn Tokuda sizzling hot as Torn's personal assistant. Do you know Marilyn at all? She's a longtime L.A. fixture, I think she's a longtime partner of playwright Tim Dang.
I'm not a fan of the later ones. The Torn one was good, but c'mon, there was a MONKEY! Nothing with a monkey can be bad. But by the later episodes, Falk's conniving wife was in control, and the quality suffered badly. I'm kind of a Columbo superfan, damn near as much as I am with zombie films.
Yeah, Shera Danese, she appeared in a lot of the later eps (the one with Dabney Coleman as a lawyer/murderer was pretty good--- when Coleman would brazenly lie to Columbo, his law partner Danese would just have this blank super-watchful look on her face).... In 'Columbo Goes to College', Robert Culp was amazing as the lawyer dad of a sociopathic college student who was a dead ringer for Robert Downey Jr. The ep with George Wendt as the horse-owner/murderer was pretty good. Tyne Daly did a nice turn in one ep as a drunk prostitute.... My local library system has a complete DVD set of the shows, I put consecutive online holds on it so many times (my card, then my wife's card, then my card again, etc.) that the owning library recalled it!
Brilliant Mike! I too was suspicious regarding the lack of stank! (Having multiple ADD cats, I've dealt w/ way too many dead rodent carcasses in my home!)
I appreciate your Holocaust work because to me, the best remembrance is truth. Is it better to memorialize a fictional account or a real account? Maybe the number of Jews killed was closer to 3 mil than 6 mil. Is that peanuts? It's like, to the Holocaust fascists, 3 million isn't a sufficient number to trigger horror. It's got to be 6 mil or else, it's a picnic in the park.
I suspect genocide is in human genes. If your tribe conquers the territory of another tribe, do you want the conquered tribe hanging around so they can plot revenge? So, two things are in the way of modern genocide: civilization constraints and human intellect. Israel's great sin of Oct 7 was letting its guard down and assuming people they viewed as savages would not be capable of carrying out a coordinated and lethal surprise attack. Showing this type of stupidity means that Israel is relying primarily on civilization constraints to prevent another Holocaust. And we know how far that goes.
On a lighter note, I've ethnically cleansed over 300 of Ratibors tribe over the past year or so. By "ethnically cleansed" I mean, of course, I trap them, put them in cages, and transport them involuntarily to a distant park with owls and cayotes, where the Ratibor tribe must fend for itself. The secret is sunflower seeds. I get a large bag of whole sunflower seeds meant for bird food, and I bait the traps with it. No cheese or even dog food. Sunflower seeds make the Ratibors think of grassy fields and swamps and puts them off their guard.
Great comment, on all notes. And I'll tell you, Ronald - I tried many baits. Ratibor loved Cheez It. As long as it wasn't in a trap, he'd emerge for a Cheez it. Two weeks with the Cheez Its untouched, I do believe Ratibor has gone to the grassy field in the great hereafter.
Maybe something else tempted Rati out of his hole? Spring is here and perhaps it was a little "cherche la femme"? Maybe he ran off to chase some (literal) tail?
Mein Gott, it IS Cheez It, not Cheez Its! (The dash is optional---it's best represented by a Cheez It emoji.) Rati loved chemical enhancement in his food: the ingredients list for Cheez It is as long as my forearm. He prolly would have turned up his snout at Fritos as poncy health food.
According to the International Red Cross, it was more like 275,000. There was/is a You Tube video about it by a guy with an Irish accent who doesn't show his face. What's more interesting is that he shows that the 6 million was chosen because it's a kabbalistic number. In fact, she shows original copies of newspaper editions from the late 1800s and early 1900s where that 6 million figure was already being used whenever there was a progrom of Jews in Eastern Europe. I'm sure David is better versed on this.
If you watch David's very, very excellent interview from Dec 2023 (https://gtkradio.com/davidcole-interview) you'll hear that Himmler's chief statistician reported to Himmler personally that as of the beginning of 1943, 2.4 million Jews had been killed. This was an internal study, not a public report. David considers that a rock-solid floor figure.
> According to the International Red Cross, it was more like 275,000.
The Red Cross did not ever say that. What they did say was that a count of death certificates issued for 13 camps gave a total of 271,000 deaths that were officially listed in those 13 camps. The Red Cross did not even attempt to address how many deaths may have occurred throughout all of the camps without being officially registered.
Indeed, and the most important point is that nothing the Red Cross "investigated" was on the Eastern Front. Not the Reinhard camps, or the Ostland ghettoes, or the Einsatzgruppen killing fields. One has to be very retarded, as "Negrero" is, to not know that Europe had two fronts in WWII, and in all cases (civilian and military deaths), the toll was much, much higher in the East.
It's a strange bit of irony that you, a Jew, the supposed destroyer of whiteness, will die childless (Seth Rogen, Bill Maher and Sarah Silverman come to mind too). What a curiously incompetent global cabal we have here, a cabal that in the end commits evolutionary suicide. But nazis can never digest this level of nuance.
PS -- RIP to the rat homie, at least he had genuine values which he lived and died by, unlike most of the left and right
I blame the education-credentialing industrial complex: takes the kid away from his parents every weekday for 8 months of the year, conditions him to kowtow to and fear the displeasure of 20-something know-nothings, keeps him out of the work force (in which we all ultimately sink or swim) until his teens, by which point he's so brainwashed and f'd-up that he's useless anyway..... Only the strongest-willed parents and children can survive such a set-up.
Speaking of reproduction here's David Johansen and Sigourney Weaver singing "Baby, It's Cold Outside", a song condemned b/c "it promotes non-consensual sex":
Sandler's Hanukkah Song, version 3! My fave verse: "Gwyneth Paltrow's half-Jewish / And a full-time Oscar winner / Jennifer Connelly's half-Jewish too / And I'd like to put some more in her"
Per Wikipedia, "Until his early teens, [Bill Maher] was unaware that his mother, whose family was from Hungary, was Jewish." If your mom's in the tribe, you made it!
You should write a book about your experiences in entertainment/casting. The tale of the actress and mysterious "bank manager" could be a chapter by itself. I think about that story now and then, and it makes me think of Clive's dad from A Serious Man. "Please......just accept the mystery."
Those Coen muthafuckers made some fine films. My wife can't watch Javier Bardem (Anton Chigurh) in any role, owing to his convincing role in "No Country for Old Men".
A good question! Thank you. Definitely it'll be coming out to accompany the FIRST chapter next year. That's when the hype and interest will be strongest, because it's been over 20 years since the last one. So the doc will be coming out next year.
David, I think you're deluding yourself thinking that if you're nice n cozy and write doctrinally they'll proclaim you employable again. No siree, the captains of the Holocaust Industry are intransigent, for them once a mutineer always a terrorist, they know damn well that you're starving and that's where they want to see you. If I were you, I'd try to create a brand new persona and write stuff under a nom-de-plume. Of course, your Rabelaisian sense of humor is a dead giveaway, but I bet many an editor would be willing to close an eye in exchange for a nice piece of smelly cheese for Ratibor in this cesspit of lowbrows. But then, what do I know?
When I speak one-on-one with mainstream champions of free speech, and I explain my situation - banned as an author from Amazon by a sitcom star, with no chance for review, or to argue my case, they're appalled. Ditto when I explain my situation with Wikipedia - the court ruling that I'm not a denier banned from being mentioned on my Wiki page because an entire new standard was created just for me in which judicial rulings won't be mentioned on Wiki unless the judges are degreed professionals in the topic they're ruling on (which would mean that no medical malpractice ruling could be mentioned on Wiki unless the judge was an MD), they're appalled. Forget the "captains of Holocaust industry." All I need is ONE mainstream free speech professor to mention my case. I can't act like that'll never happen. It likely won't, but I can't stop trying. And at age 55 I'm sure as shit not inventing a new pseudonym.
Like James Caan said, "I don't know what it is, but, boy, when you're down, they like to stomp on you." Here's a link to an interview Caan gave-- it's a shame he never did a book of memoirs:
My wife and I owned and operated assisted living facilities for three decades, and this sounds like something we would’ve heard right before family members dropped off a new resident. Oh well, it’s the weekend, at least I can buy you a beer.
Funny Holocaust is what I'd like to read about. I joined the Dave-Club only few years ago, I saw lot of Holocaust material (all excellent) but never got clear picture of your total position. I wish you'd release your book in PDF, but also know that is not fair.
At any rate if you wrote book I'd buy it.
One thing interesting about you is seemingly contradictory traits. Smart kid / never went to college / class smart-aleck(NOT class clown) / master-historian / Hollywood bimbo-whisperer / Zombie-movie-super-expert / Smart ass commedian / political commentator so on target I wince before I read article / expert in dental pyrotechnics
So one thing interesting might be "how did you end up going from smart-alec to historian" (was Edward Gibbon a smart-ass?).
To all the Deve fans out there - see you at Davos (held in trailer park in El Centro)
My favorite comment of the week! Suitable for framing, and being saved in Dave's "treasured memories" folder for those times when I need a reminder of why I do this and how much fun it is to have such great, perceptive, and funny readers. Thank you!
idk if you mentioned or where I might find info on, but I see The Passion of the Christ sequel set for early next year, is now being split into at least 2 Chapters (maybe 3). Just Chapter I is showing next in 2025.
Does this mean the Hutton documentary wont come out until after however many ''Chapters'' Mel decides to churn out in who knows how many years to come & he produces ''The Final Chapter''?
Thanks for any clarification if still after the next 2025 movie or now will be after the ''final'' chapter.
Somebody should sponsor a DAVE COLE AMNESTY provision in the Antisemitism Awareness Act now under consideration in Congress. That way you´ll get yourself invited to THE VIEW. Whoopi Goldberg will then ask you, "Dave, why didn´t you go to Epstein Island? Don`t you like girls?"
LOL!!!! I'm not sure if you read my book, but Whoopi and I have "history" regarding a "cousin" of hers I was ordered to employ on a project I was producing in 2005. The cousin liked girls. Sadly, the little ones, and not in the Maurice Chevalier way.
Go Hawaiian! D--n, I can't believe I used to drink that zhit! If I remember right, it came in a big metal can, and you punctured triangular holes in the top, one to pour out of, one for air to go in.....
I just saw Nick Fuentes is unbanned on Twitter/X. Apparently his fans spent the last year nagging Elon to unban him. And it worked. It seems if you want Amazon to unban you, all you need is an army of autistic, terminally online 18 year old virgins to send Bezos green frog memes every day. Good luck with that!
Yesterday Coulter and Sailer both implored Elon to reverse the Cole ban. Today marks the one-month anniversary of the ban. I was kinda thinking I might get unbanned today, because they can say "okay, 30 days was enough." No dice, so far.
RIP Ratibor :(
Seven different types of humane traps, he chose to starve just to prove a point. He had guts, I'll give him that.
Good news: My sources have informed me he didn't die, he was able to escape and flee to Argentina.
LOL!!!! I THOUGHT I heard a tiny plane take off from my backyard last week....
They have German communties there, why not Vermin communities?
LOL!
Little animals are also subject to little animal diseases. Might not be a bad idea to put some plastic down and hire a couple of fellows to come in with grocery bags over their shoes and remove both appliances. Note that I am recalling your feelings about people and their filthy boots.
Thank you, Leland. Yeah, I know I gotta get rid of those machines. We're about to enter the hot months here, and I'm not looking forward to the stench of that cooking corpse!
You can burn the body, except for the teeth
LOL!!!!
My sides hurt. Thanks for the laugh!
Hey Dave, I'm sorry I didn't participate in your Substack poll. I've been distracted by personal issues, which seems to be my default state. Lol!
I was disappointed to hear you got banned from X, the supposed free speech platform. But your article provided a detailed explanation, and I continue to share your articles. I prefer Substack to X because it's more personal, and you can express yourself without censorship or bias. I especially enjoy it when you post photos and share personal stories. And your videos are always entertaining.
Regarding your Substack poll, I'm not interested in the Holocaust or the Israeli Palestinian issue because you've already covered it in great detail. I prefer your political and cultural insight and, of course, your personal stories and pics. I'd also like to know more about your favorite bands and stories from your time in the entertainment industry. But I enjoy whatever you write. I always learn something new, and you challenge my inherent bias and keep me laughing even as my life goes to shit.
I wish words were enough to express how much I appreciate your authenticity and brilliant writing. Like Thomas Sowell's writings, it changed my life. I hope one day I'll be able to show my appreciation. Perhaps if I get my memoir published, I'll give you a shout-out. And if they make a movie out of it, you can walk the red carpet with me after we have a meal at your favorite restaurant, and we've had one too many drinks. I know, it's a long shot. But you never know!
Anyway, RIP Ratibor, you were a worthy adversary!!! And I loved that heavy metal song from your previous Substack posting. Is that available on Spotify?
An exceptionally kind comment, Dino! You're a friend and I always appreciate hearing from you. I really do make an effort to keep my columns engaging and fresh...when you consider that I've been doing one a week for nine-and-a-half years now (and that's not even counting The Week That Perished), it's a challenge. Thank you for being a loyal reader who always gives the greatest feedback.
David,
You may fool all these rubes with your elaborate yarn about “rat suicide”, but I’m not buying that BS for one second!
First of all, to the best of my knowledge of rat behavior, and rat lore, suicide is never an option for a rat. Rats fight until the very end, like the VietCong!
Secondly, your story has all the earmarks of a feigned confession! Sure, you want us to believe that this mystery rat, just vanished into thin air, like David Copperfield or something, but that too seems rather dubious. I’ve seen my share of rats, both dead and alive (don’t ask), and if there is one thing I am certain of, is that dead rats produce a distinct odor, for days, even weeks (depending upon rat body weight, relative humidity, and ambient temperature, combined with subspecies parasitic consumption), so if this rat had indeed committed washer/dryer Seppuku, you’d be bitching endlessly about that stank! (as any rational person with an average olfactory sense would)
However, I see no mention of the signature dead rat smell in your unsolicited testimonial, which leads me to believe, that whether you’d like to admit it, or not, you murdered that rat, in the library, with the candlestick!!
Then, disposed of the body, probably buried in a shallow, unmarked grave (you bastard! At least stick a popsicle stick cross on it, for the love of God! Or else he will never be able to cross the River Styx), then, realizing what you had done, decided to cover your tracks with this public fantasy, thus explaining his disappearance, disguised as a “mystery” ( that you do not intend to confirm or disprove, how convenient!) that leaves you totally innocent, and just as baffled as you would have us be!
Yep, I’m on to you David Cole! ( if that’s even your real name!)
Case closed!
LOL!!!!
Okay, you got me. I took out a $500,000 life insurance policy on him (thanks to wokeness, AllState can't discriminate based on species), I killed him, and now I'm on easy street! Or at least I WAS, Columbo!
"There's just one thing that bothers me here, Mr. Cole....."
LOL! Yesterday my friend and I were doing Columbo jokes about just that.
Some of the later ones he did were good--- there's one where Rip Torn is the murderer, Betsy Palmer his wife, and Marilyn Tokuda sizzling hot as Torn's personal assistant. Do you know Marilyn at all? She's a longtime L.A. fixture, I think she's a longtime partner of playwright Tim Dang.
https://www.gettyimages.com.mx/detail/fotograf%C3%ADa-de-noticias/tim-dang-and-marilyn-tokuda-attend-the-26th-fotograf%C3%ADa-de-noticias/1137689681
I'm not a fan of the later ones. The Torn one was good, but c'mon, there was a MONKEY! Nothing with a monkey can be bad. But by the later episodes, Falk's conniving wife was in control, and the quality suffered badly. I'm kind of a Columbo superfan, damn near as much as I am with zombie films.
Yeah, Shera Danese, she appeared in a lot of the later eps (the one with Dabney Coleman as a lawyer/murderer was pretty good--- when Coleman would brazenly lie to Columbo, his law partner Danese would just have this blank super-watchful look on her face).... In 'Columbo Goes to College', Robert Culp was amazing as the lawyer dad of a sociopathic college student who was a dead ringer for Robert Downey Jr. The ep with George Wendt as the horse-owner/murderer was pretty good. Tyne Daly did a nice turn in one ep as a drunk prostitute.... My local library system has a complete DVD set of the shows, I put consecutive online holds on it so many times (my card, then my wife's card, then my card again, etc.) that the owning library recalled it!
Brilliant Mike! I too was suspicious regarding the lack of stank! (Having multiple ADD cats, I've dealt w/ way too many dead rodent carcasses in my home!)
Mike, your comment is genius!
I've just learned Ratibor had come into possession of conclusive evidence that would lead to the arrest and conviction of Bill and Hillary Clinton.
LOL!!!!
…and recently dumped all his Boeing stock!
LOL!!!!
I appreciate your Holocaust work because to me, the best remembrance is truth. Is it better to memorialize a fictional account or a real account? Maybe the number of Jews killed was closer to 3 mil than 6 mil. Is that peanuts? It's like, to the Holocaust fascists, 3 million isn't a sufficient number to trigger horror. It's got to be 6 mil or else, it's a picnic in the park.
I suspect genocide is in human genes. If your tribe conquers the territory of another tribe, do you want the conquered tribe hanging around so they can plot revenge? So, two things are in the way of modern genocide: civilization constraints and human intellect. Israel's great sin of Oct 7 was letting its guard down and assuming people they viewed as savages would not be capable of carrying out a coordinated and lethal surprise attack. Showing this type of stupidity means that Israel is relying primarily on civilization constraints to prevent another Holocaust. And we know how far that goes.
On a lighter note, I've ethnically cleansed over 300 of Ratibors tribe over the past year or so. By "ethnically cleansed" I mean, of course, I trap them, put them in cages, and transport them involuntarily to a distant park with owls and cayotes, where the Ratibor tribe must fend for itself. The secret is sunflower seeds. I get a large bag of whole sunflower seeds meant for bird food, and I bait the traps with it. No cheese or even dog food. Sunflower seeds make the Ratibors think of grassy fields and swamps and puts them off their guard.
Great comment, on all notes. And I'll tell you, Ronald - I tried many baits. Ratibor loved Cheez It. As long as it wasn't in a trap, he'd emerge for a Cheez it. Two weeks with the Cheez Its untouched, I do believe Ratibor has gone to the grassy field in the great hereafter.
Maybe something else tempted Rati out of his hole? Spring is here and perhaps it was a little "cherche la femme"? Maybe he ran off to chase some (literal) tail?
Rati's crazy about Emily Ratajkowski!
LOL!!!!
He couldn't spell her, but he could smell her!
Mein Gott, it IS Cheez It, not Cheez Its! (The dash is optional---it's best represented by a Cheez It emoji.) Rati loved chemical enhancement in his food: the ingredients list for Cheez It is as long as my forearm. He prolly would have turned up his snout at Fritos as poncy health food.
What are 3 million dead Jews, chopped liver? Possibly, in part
According to the International Red Cross, it was more like 275,000. There was/is a You Tube video about it by a guy with an Irish accent who doesn't show his face. What's more interesting is that he shows that the 6 million was chosen because it's a kabbalistic number. In fact, she shows original copies of newspaper editions from the late 1800s and early 1900s where that 6 million figure was already being used whenever there was a progrom of Jews in Eastern Europe. I'm sure David is better versed on this.
If you watch David's very, very excellent interview from Dec 2023 (https://gtkradio.com/davidcole-interview) you'll hear that Himmler's chief statistician reported to Himmler personally that as of the beginning of 1943, 2.4 million Jews had been killed. This was an internal study, not a public report. David considers that a rock-solid floor figure.
> According to the International Red Cross, it was more like 275,000.
The Red Cross did not ever say that. What they did say was that a count of death certificates issued for 13 camps gave a total of 271,000 deaths that were officially listed in those 13 camps. The Red Cross did not even attempt to address how many deaths may have occurred throughout all of the camps without being officially registered.
Indeed, and the most important point is that nothing the Red Cross "investigated" was on the Eastern Front. Not the Reinhard camps, or the Ostland ghettoes, or the Einsatzgruppen killing fields. One has to be very retarded, as "Negrero" is, to not know that Europe had two fronts in WWII, and in all cases (civilian and military deaths), the toll was much, much higher in the East.
It's a strange bit of irony that you, a Jew, the supposed destroyer of whiteness, will die childless (Seth Rogen, Bill Maher and Sarah Silverman come to mind too). What a curiously incompetent global cabal we have here, a cabal that in the end commits evolutionary suicide. But nazis can never digest this level of nuance.
PS -- RIP to the rat homie, at least he had genuine values which he lived and died by, unlike most of the left and right
LOL! Great comment, and very true and perceptive.
I blame the education-credentialing industrial complex: takes the kid away from his parents every weekday for 8 months of the year, conditions him to kowtow to and fear the displeasure of 20-something know-nothings, keeps him out of the work force (in which we all ultimately sink or swim) until his teens, by which point he's so brainwashed and f'd-up that he's useless anyway..... Only the strongest-willed parents and children can survive such a set-up.
Speaking of reproduction here's David Johansen and Sigourney Weaver singing "Baby, It's Cold Outside", a song condemned b/c "it promotes non-consensual sex":
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xbu0ht
Bill Maher is not a Jew.
But guess who is?
Hall Of Famer Rod Carew (he converted)!
Sandler's Hanukkah Song, version 3! My fave verse: "Gwyneth Paltrow's half-Jewish / And a full-time Oscar winner / Jennifer Connelly's half-Jewish too / And I'd like to put some more in her"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9320tG1bQaY
Of course he is, just look at him.
Per Wikipedia, "Until his early teens, [Bill Maher] was unaware that his mother, whose family was from Hungary, was Jewish." If your mom's in the tribe, you made it!
My mom did a DNA test and her results has 2% Ashkenazi. Does this mean I'm in the tribe? *rubs hands*
Sounds to me like you're in with "The In Crowd"!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5q4pcijFLU
But, but, but there is no physical evidence!
WOODEN DOOOOOOORTHS!
The comments are so worth the read. LOL!
You should write a book about your experiences in entertainment/casting. The tale of the actress and mysterious "bank manager" could be a chapter by itself. I think about that story now and then, and it makes me think of Clive's dad from A Serious Man. "Please......just accept the mystery."
LOL!!!! That's a great (and appropriate) reference, and one of my favorite moments in any Coen film.
Those Coen muthafuckers made some fine films. My wife can't watch Javier Bardem (Anton Chigurh) in any role, owing to his convincing role in "No Country for Old Men".
The Coens rank as the most consistently interesting filmmakers of my lifetime. Some flops, sure. But their batting average is among the best ever.
Yes, the Gwen Welles incident should definitely get a chapter in Dave's book, 'Acidic Jew'!
Alan Mandell who played Rabbi Marshak in 'A Serious Man' (the rabbi who quoted Jefferson Airplane) is still alive, 97 this year!
A good question! Thank you. Definitely it'll be coming out to accompany the FIRST chapter next year. That's when the hype and interest will be strongest, because it's been over 20 years since the last one. So the doc will be coming out next year.
When Gibson (Hutton) talks, people listen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRRRgtdJgtk
LOL!
David, I think you're deluding yourself thinking that if you're nice n cozy and write doctrinally they'll proclaim you employable again. No siree, the captains of the Holocaust Industry are intransigent, for them once a mutineer always a terrorist, they know damn well that you're starving and that's where they want to see you. If I were you, I'd try to create a brand new persona and write stuff under a nom-de-plume. Of course, your Rabelaisian sense of humor is a dead giveaway, but I bet many an editor would be willing to close an eye in exchange for a nice piece of smelly cheese for Ratibor in this cesspit of lowbrows. But then, what do I know?
When I speak one-on-one with mainstream champions of free speech, and I explain my situation - banned as an author from Amazon by a sitcom star, with no chance for review, or to argue my case, they're appalled. Ditto when I explain my situation with Wikipedia - the court ruling that I'm not a denier banned from being mentioned on my Wiki page because an entire new standard was created just for me in which judicial rulings won't be mentioned on Wiki unless the judges are degreed professionals in the topic they're ruling on (which would mean that no medical malpractice ruling could be mentioned on Wiki unless the judge was an MD), they're appalled. Forget the "captains of Holocaust industry." All I need is ONE mainstream free speech professor to mention my case. I can't act like that'll never happen. It likely won't, but I can't stop trying. And at age 55 I'm sure as shit not inventing a new pseudonym.
Nat Hentoff should have taken up your case, alas, he's gone now. Maybe Dershowitz might take an interest---Ann? Ann? Are you there?
Like James Caan said, "I don't know what it is, but, boy, when you're down, they like to stomp on you." Here's a link to an interview Caan gave-- it's a shame he never did a book of memoirs:
https://archive.ph/20121206014941/http://www.brightlightsfilm.com/61/61jamescaaniv.html
I think you’re writing will live on even if you don’t. Someday this craziness will end & more people will discover your work
I can hope, my friend.
My wife and I owned and operated assisted living facilities for three decades, and this sounds like something we would’ve heard right before family members dropped off a new resident. Oh well, it’s the weekend, at least I can buy you a beer.
And it's greatly appreciated, my friend. Thank you!
Ratibor is no more. There is only… Ratatouille
Dave
Funny Holocaust is what I'd like to read about. I joined the Dave-Club only few years ago, I saw lot of Holocaust material (all excellent) but never got clear picture of your total position. I wish you'd release your book in PDF, but also know that is not fair.
At any rate if you wrote book I'd buy it.
One thing interesting about you is seemingly contradictory traits. Smart kid / never went to college / class smart-aleck(NOT class clown) / master-historian / Hollywood bimbo-whisperer / Zombie-movie-super-expert / Smart ass commedian / political commentator so on target I wince before I read article / expert in dental pyrotechnics
So one thing interesting might be "how did you end up going from smart-alec to historian" (was Edward Gibbon a smart-ass?).
To all the Deve fans out there - see you at Davos (held in trailer park in El Centro)
My favorite comment of the week! Suitable for framing, and being saved in Dave's "treasured memories" folder for those times when I need a reminder of why I do this and how much fun it is to have such great, perceptive, and funny readers. Thank you!
Hello David,
idk if you mentioned or where I might find info on, but I see The Passion of the Christ sequel set for early next year, is now being split into at least 2 Chapters (maybe 3). Just Chapter I is showing next in 2025.
Does this mean the Hutton documentary wont come out until after however many ''Chapters'' Mel decides to churn out in who knows how many years to come & he produces ''The Final Chapter''?
Thanks for any clarification if still after the next 2025 movie or now will be after the ''final'' chapter.
Somebody should sponsor a DAVE COLE AMNESTY provision in the Antisemitism Awareness Act now under consideration in Congress. That way you´ll get yourself invited to THE VIEW. Whoopi Goldberg will then ask you, "Dave, why didn´t you go to Epstein Island? Don`t you like girls?"
LOL!!!! I'm not sure if you read my book, but Whoopi and I have "history" regarding a "cousin" of hers I was ordered to employ on a project I was producing in 2005. The cousin liked girls. Sadly, the little ones, and not in the Maurice Chevalier way.
Did Whoopi tearfully ask for your advice on slimming down from 400 pounds?
Yes...and I told her, "ribs and fruit punch." I don't think it worked.
Go Hawaiian! D--n, I can't believe I used to drink that zhit! If I remember right, it came in a big metal can, and you punctured triangular holes in the top, one to pour out of, one for air to go in.....
I´m gonna find the book, buy the book, and get in line to have you sign it.
Yeah, and maybe Dave could get Whoopi's good buddy Bruce Vilanch to write some comic material for him to use on the show! "Get Bruce!"
If you haven't seen the hilarious interviews Vilanch did for the Television Academy, you are missing out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IMEVEDZIbM
https://interviews.televisionacademy.com/interviews/bruce-vilanch?clip=2#interview-clips
YES! Showbusiness is the glue that keeps America together. MORE GLUE!
You are so right--- the only thing that unites us all is our shared passion for entertainment products.
I just saw Nick Fuentes is unbanned on Twitter/X. Apparently his fans spent the last year nagging Elon to unban him. And it worked. It seems if you want Amazon to unban you, all you need is an army of autistic, terminally online 18 year old virgins to send Bezos green frog memes every day. Good luck with that!
Yesterday Coulter and Sailer both implored Elon to reverse the Cole ban. Today marks the one-month anniversary of the ban. I was kinda thinking I might get unbanned today, because they can say "okay, 30 days was enough." No dice, so far.