June 1st is my out date for my home now that escrow’s closed, so I’ve loaded everything I need into a duffel, as my plan is to vagabond around the Westside until I see whether my GiveSendGo for a new book and the republication of my first, banned book reaches its modest goal. If so, I reserve an Airbnb where I can write all summer/fall. If not, I become “hitchhiker Bill Bixby” but without the Hulking or terminal cancer.
Just duffeling it from now ‘til death.
Hopefully not from terminal cancer.
Everything I need is in here, and FUCK is it heavy. My fault entirely. I packed my spine, but why did I pack so much Orange Crush? Sometimes even I don’t get why I do things.
In less than 24 hours I got over halfway to my GiveSendGo goal! C’mon, guys - we can make this happen! I have faith.
This is my final weekend in my home. That’s significant. It was fully my choice to sell and hit the road. A very typical Jewish move, as it’s either beneficial genius or dangerous insanity.
But it’s done. By July this place will be rubble. Then rebuilt as a McMansion for a Persian family.
“Burn! BURN! Come fire, consume this petty world. And in its ashes, let my memory lie!”
Meanwhile, I’ll be at the Motel 6 in Modesto. Now with 35% less bedsheet fecal matter.
Help me finish that GiveSendGo so I have something to fucking do during the summer! I’m too old and sickly to swim and I have no health insurance. I get an ear infection from polluted Santa Monica waters, there goes my savings!
Regardless, I look forward to possibly seeing you at the glory hole at the Greyhound terminal.
No, I will NOT be the one on the other side of the hole. One must work up to that position. I’ll be the attendant handing out the wet-naps. Please tip well.
Dave, I have a fool-proof plan for you to raise not just $10k but $100k.
First off, we need a photo of you looking shifty. So shifty that the ADL lurker paid to monitor this substack will take one look, spit out his coffee and scream, "Holy Moses! That is one SHIFTY Jew bastard!"
Next we need to buy advertisement on Unz, X and whatever other retard site Andrew Anglin is posting on. The advert will be that shifty photo with the text, "HOLOCAUST THIS KYKE!" As soon as you click the advert it takes them straight to the GiveSendGo. We update the GSG description to read, "Do you want to know THE TRUTH about the HOLOHOAX?! Do you want to see this SHIFTY JEW drink himself to death? Well, tell your mom to forget buying you another nerf helmet this month, DONATE NOW!!!"
Then, sit back, and just wait for the cash to come rolling in. Don't fight your audience. Just know how to best mobilize them.
No need to cut me a piece just a quick shout out in the dedication page will do! Already pitched in $15 so no need to thank me.
I'm guessing the bag is heavy because about half the weight is vodka?