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Jun 7Liked by David Cole

People like Gage remind me so much of my former nazi past. Pure hate, pure victimhood. Sometimes I wonder if it's a blessing that I'm only halfwhite, but the downside is this damn 85 IQ. If I was fully white, I'd probably make Gage and Hitler look like Sunday picnics at Disneyland.

And to Ratibor, such tenacity, it'd be an honor to contract Black Plague from him.

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LOL!!!!

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

funny as fuck!

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

Thank you, sir, I'll be here all week!

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When the comments are as good as the column you know you've hit pay dirt!

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Jun 10Liked by David Cole

Aww, shucks . . . (shyly kicks pebble)

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

R A T I B O R L I V E S

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Jun 7Liked by David Cole

The most disturbing point in the Gage story. Is that he has a wife, or any female companion.

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I bet she has a dad or brother who's exactly like him, a veteran with trauma and rage issues. People tend to end up with someone who feels like home to them. So many people from chaotic homes re-create the chaos, because dating a stable person is unfamiliar and uncomfortable at first.

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Great point.

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

Does that mean my lovely daughter is going to end up with some bastard like for a husband?

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Agreed.

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

I think free speech is good that it exposes the real colors of people regarding how they think and feel. You can usually tell who you’re dealing with. On the other hand like any right, free speech can be abused and calls for violence against any group without provocation sounds unhinged. Recently I saw a post on AF news regarding the Sandy Hook suit against world renowned bullshit artist Alex Jones. And people below that post defended Jones, and denied Sandy Hook as a Fed Op to push for gun control. Jones backed off Sandy Hook and apologized but the damage is done and his rabid fans still claim it’s a hoax, crisis actors, etc. etc. It really pains me to see that a parent raise his kid with hopes of a bright future only for them to be shot at school and their existence denied, your privacy invaded and getting harassed by crazy people. I can’t imagine people can be so detached from reality.

LOL. Ratibor is like your own personal Hamas. No matter what measures you take it comes and goes as it pleases and won’t give up.

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"Ratibor is like your own personal Hamas. No matter what measures you take it comes and goes as it pleases and won’t give up."

Damn that's good! I really wish I'd thought of it!!!

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

Dave & Ratibor need a two-basement solution. If Rati is a Norway rat, he might be open to a new set of Oslo Accords.

https://wildexplained.com/animal-encyclopedia/understanding-the-norway-rat-a-comprehensive-guide/

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From the washer to the cheez, Ratibor will be free

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I hope you were defiantly pumping your fist in the air whilst chanted that. LOL!

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Of course I was

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LOL!!!!

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

A while ago Canada did a little mosque on the prairie comedy sitcom show about muslims living in the prairie of Canada, not a very funny show.

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I'd never heard of it-- and my local library system even has DVDs of the show!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Mosque_on_the_Prairie

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You should probably burn down your house, collect the insurance payout, and build anew, just like the pioneers

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Little House on the (insurance) Premium

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

Watch Ratibor survive that fire.

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LOL!!!!

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

Fuck I bought Dave 13 rum drinks and forgot to take credit LMAO

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That was you? God bless you, sir. An incredibly kind and generous act. My humble thanks.

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

Glue trap, baby! Yea! I knew it would work! Now if you bought the industrial size and chained it down you could have rat for dinner! Cheez-It stuffed, yum. You wouldn't do that though, would you? We know you're a softy, Dave. You've named your little friend because you like the company. You're lonely sitting at your computer fantasizing about Elon Musk becoming the next Alex Jones! I certainly hope you aren't watching his Nazi videos on X. I won't even allow it to open when I mistakenly hit a link. Such is my my loyalty to you and anger over your ban. I'm all in on Substack.

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I'm grateful, Bill! And you're right about the glue traps. When I bought them, I thought I had a field mouse problem. Had I known in February he was a massive rat, I'd have bought maximum size and fastened it to the floor. Still, he did manage to free his leg...angrily. He's one strong mutha.

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

Stronger than your average rat? Possum, possibly.

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No, I've seen him. I've seen him quite close-up. I even have that video of him I took. Big, ugly, brown rat.

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

Buy a Longplus battery operated wireless security camera from Amazon. They record clips like a game camera. You can see your rat in action!

Here's a link to a similar situation at my farm in Oregon.

https://youtu.be/Eus-zcyZHPQ?si=es4BhDQ2m7xF2-OL

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

The only reason I only knew who Cage was before he went on his jew crusade because he left such an impression on me that he was cringe inducing try hard hack. My brief exposure to him was so irritating that I remembered him for that & nothing else. I was genuinely surprised that he, seemingly suddenly, got all this cachet on twitter for railing against jews like an actual schizo.

I say actual schizo because every time I've ever read about schizophrenics having an episode it always involved them being a hero in some grand fight against evil & that’s the exact vibe he gives off. Though he definitely has this martyr complex thing going on which makes me think he's an extreme narcissist, not that it precludes any other mental illness mind. I hope he's just a extreme narcissist & that's it for obvious reasons.

I originally thought he was deliberately being dramatic for attention, why my reaction was to cringe at him but after seeing what you showed here I now think I was mistaken. That was my impression even before reading that he has PTSD which I didn't know before now.

Anyway I can't believe he's gotten so popular, deliberate or no it's pain inducing to read his tweets let alone watch his rants & that’s coming from me, I know I can be ridiculous at times. I wonder how much of that is organic versus Elon promoting him, he's clearly favored given what he's allowed to get away with. I hope it's more due to artificial promotion, I would rather believe that than think people actually like this guy. Even if one were to agree with his bloodthirsty hate of jews I don't know how they could tolerate him. He's like that one guy you know that's constantly shouting & being histrionic that just sucks the life out of you anytime you're around him, he's managed to perfectly recreate that experience on the internet.

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Very well-said.

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

Man I was laughing back in 2017 at Jennifer Rubin and Bill Krystal when they were complaining about a Nazi problem but unfortunately the truth is now worse than thire paranoid rants. Bill Krystal says he will accept my apology and give me back my dignity if I perform anilingus on him. On my way right now to his place and he says he had spicy indian curry and lots of diet coke for lunch oh and he hasn't shit in two day.

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LOL!!!!

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

Non-sequitur: if invited, would you go on Gavin McInnes's show? Recently he's been surrounding himself with a lot of antisemitic clowns. He needs someone with real knowledge to slap some sense back into him. I know you're unwell at the moment, but maybe in the near future?

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Funny thing is, I did the "old" McInnes show, when it was on the Anthony Cumia network, in, I think, 2015. And Gavin put me on dead last because he was "afraid" I was too controversial! Now look at him! I'd be the SAFEST guest he'd ever have. Sure I'd do it again.

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Jun 10Liked by David Cole

Cumia's retweeting Fuentes; a guy that old should know better.

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Jeezus.

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

I find VDare going down this road too, at least with the stuff some of them retweet on X.

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That's the damn thing about it. It's where all the momentum is right now, for likes and shares and donations. It can be an irresistible force to ignore. And a corrupting force.

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

They should ask themselves how far David Duke ultimately got.

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Perfect point.

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

Duke's goal was always conning gullible people out of money (you could call him a teleklangelist ). Anyone pushing that crap while trying to delude themselves that they are not just unprincipled grifters like Duke are delusional and stupid.

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"Teleklangelist" - brilliant!

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Jun 9Liked by David Cole

I’m from New Orleans so I remember the Duke vs Edwards run for Governor. Duke took the can’t lose issue of black crime and completely shit all over it. Last time I saw him was when he had a counter-protest against some idiots who want to tear down the statue of Andrew Jackson (like I said, he ruins a good cause)

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Jun 9Liked by David Cole

During a successful election campaign for governor in 1983, Edwards boasted, "The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy."

https://www.reddit.com/r/Louisiana/comments/15dbgnm/a_famous_quote_from_former_governor_edwin_edwards/

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

Most of them are boring bozos; I cannot understand the attraction other than just plain envy of more successful people. They can't keep my attention.

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

Agree. I used to regularly read or at least skim amren and vdare. I almost never read them anymore. Taylor, Brimelow, Derbyshire, et al. are mostly empirical and reasonable (and knowledge). But the young avantgarde types (like James Kirkpatrick, to pick one at random) are a result of reading too much Greg Johnson style romantic ethno-national socialist metaphysics and semi-scientific kmac evo-psych. I hope they'll mature before it's too late.

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If you don’t like James Kirkpatrick, maybe you’d prefer Gregory Hood, or Kevin DeAnna

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Jun 9Liked by David Cole

I'll love him no matter who he chooses to be!

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Jun 9·edited Jun 9Liked by David Cole

Maybe Mr. Cage should consider that his existence pleases his enemies because it proves their negative, hateful, & false points about those of us who advocate for voluntary associations in a merit-based society.

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

Damn ratibor is a survivor. I wonder if all these nazis are freaking out about Mexico get a h

Jewish woman as a president

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Jun 8·edited Jun 8Liked by David Cole

Speaking of south of the border, I just learned today that around 20,000 Confederates emigrated to Brazil after the end of the U.S. Civil War!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confederados

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

"h Jewish woman"? Is that short for hawt Jewish woman?

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Jun 8·edited Jun 8Liked by David Cole

I never heard of that maniac Gage before but it sounds like he does need psychiatric help. Is that the same guy who provoked you and led to your twatter ban? Fuck that asshole. But I’m really starting to detest Elon Musk. He’s transformed from a carnival barker and conman to a really destructive man. The 56 billion dollar bonus he wanted is more money than Tesla has ever earned in its entire history, and more money than the rest of the company’s employees make COMBINED. I could go on about his fuckery - so many examples of it. Probably the most arrogant and greedy man in America, and it’s not going well. He’s destroying Tesla and basically made twatter worthless, blown up two SpaceX rockets in a row, and pretty much failed to deliver on any promise he has made. He is probably going to end up in jail and he should. Mark my words. Ratibor problem: might be easier to get some of those expanding foam spray cans to plug the holes. Not too expensive, maybe you could bum them from a neighbor like that old guy with the tree. Rats like peanut butter. Mice are worse, smaller and can fit in tiny holes. In my old apartment I had to get a glue trap to get the mouse in my kitchen. Not pleasant.

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

Not feeling funny for one short month buys you a whole bunch of new months where you don't just feel funny, you are funny. Try looking at it that way.

I'm probably not the first to express this thought but I find it hard to believe that any woman would stay married to Gage. Calling him very sick and deeply troubled is being kind. I think some people are beyond help because they'll never believe that they need help.

I'm not sure how I feel about the resurrection of Ratibor. One the one hand the story is pretty amusing. On the other, I fear you may have a Ben on your hands. Stop feeding them! Don't you know that a Cheez It is like an engraved invitation? One that says, "Hey guys, party at Dave's!"

If I were closer, I would let you borrow Punkinhead for a night. Yes, that is my cat's name. (One of them, I have two. The other is Pye.) Pye is a marshmallow. Punkinhead is a true killer. Alas, I cannot help. Except to say it again, "Stop feeding them."

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Oh yeah, I got the message about feeding loud and clear after the nighttime raid last month. I'd been under the impression that eventually he'd starve, and the "proof of life" food was my way of knowing when that had finally happened. Now that I know he can apparently come and go, no more food, period. Now just complete cordoning off.

My first cat growing up was named Pye too! Pye for short, Pyewacket in full.

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

Two Pyes. How weird is that? Siamese? A familiar? Or did someone just really like Kim Novak?

With no food or water, it should hang it up. I say 'it' because rats aren't the only climbing critters. Cordoning might be a wise choice for a while.

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Yep a Siamese! Bigger than I was at the time!

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Dave-- when I started reading this I was going to suggest getting a cat (or 2 or 3!) They are great companions and do allegedly keep the vermin down, although my 3 think it's all fun and games to bring them into the house, announce, then lose them and get bored (so basically they are more trouble than they are worth in the "keeping the house rodent-free dept.", but they are terrific company and solace, and if it's at all possible for them to be indoor/outdoor, you don't have the yucky litterbox to deal w/! And Aldous Huxley and Papa Hemingway both recommended them for writing assistants/inspiration!

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Kate - I've had dozens of cats in my life. Grew up with 'em. Indoor, outdoor, indoor/outdoor, feral, store-bought, breeder-bought, pound-rescued, adopted strays, you name it, I had it. It's just not the right time at the moment for me to get a pet. Wouldn't be fair to the kitty.

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I hear you Dave! Well it's always good to know one's self, and one's limits! Maybe down the road a bit!

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

Your cats were just bringing you gifts. I had a half wild Egyptian Mau that was a lovey lap cat indoors but outside reverted to a wild state. Skinny little thing that I ended up nicknaming Kitty Kreuger because of the rabbits. She would collect them and line them up under my back porch. Their heads were always gone. And they weren't babies. Thankfully she never brought any of those into the house.

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Sandy-- I know! They think they are contributing to the household. A couple of months ago we tried putting them all on a "diet" (vet's advice.) After 2 days, my tortie (Jungle Jane) left a nice plump mouse in the empty food bowl! Doing her part for the fam.!!

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I had a Himalayan like that. He was huge. Another marshmallow though.

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In the end, the jihadi gets his 40 virgins. David Cole gets his Japanese high school girls ....

https://youtu.be/5YuQQwLGTxA

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Nah, I'm not that into Asian chicks (and to the extent I am, I prefer "jungle Asians" to the civilized ones). My thing is tall thin blonde or redhead WASPs.

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Jun 8Liked by David Cole

"Jungle" ones, a.k.a., Southeast Beans, are a lot hotter than the PhD ones.

But Kraut Redheads rule.

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Your God is an angry god. It´s not what you prefer, it´s what he thinks is good for you.

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Ain't that the truth?

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