I Love L.A.

My city, my county, and even...dear God...my state, did the right thing

This’ll be a brief post, because I’m two sake bottles to the wind.

But my great county, L.A., just kicked the living shit out of demonic George Soros and his minion, murderous district attorney George Gascon. Soros and all his billions couldn’t defeat this great county. And statewide, we approved Prop. 36, ending the decriminalization of theft and shoplifting that Soros and Newt Gingrich engineered.

I was born here and by God I’ll die here. The beautiful blonde girls, the brilliant and highly-skilled Persians, the friendly and hard-working Mexicans, the sorta-conservative Armenians, the stupid actors and actresses who are trying their best, Christ I love this flawed beach paradise.

We just defeated the Devil himself.

Fuck you Soros. Burn in Hell knowing that the most populous county in America just told you to eat shit.

Die with that knowledge, demon.

While I’ll dance to this reality: