Wow Dave- you give me some hope! Your bug bites look HORRIBLE and they've really gone away? I have almost as hideous bug bite blotches all over my legs but they are from the evil Gypsy Moth caterpillars than were all over the North East a few weeks ago! Maybe I need to drink more to fade them out?? BTW- I have been told by the Woke Police that we are not able to call them "Gypsy Moths" any longer. They are now to be called "Spongy Oak Moths" so we don't offend the Romani people. (not sure if you even have the beast on the West coast?)
Imagine you feel so unsafe from Dave mocking you that you have to go to the "trust & safety" team to rat on him like a little bitch.
What a faggot.
Anyway I feel you on the drinking man, with each passing year it seems to digest slower & reefer seems to last an eternity now, before I could eat a 50mg gummy & be high for 3 hours now it's a night wrecker with a hang over in the morning & zombified the whole next day. At least with the liquor I really don't get hangovers anymore even if I'm sipping cheap shit, seems like I've developed methanol immunity with age lol.
But yeah it's good to see you post again, I always check taki regardless & damn time flies (flaggot article was 8 years ago, hard to believe) but I like these addendum articles even if I ain't got time to comment & say as much.
Enjoy your summer bro & fuck the mosquitos, I douse myself with OFF every time I leave the house, that shit is basically my cologne for the summer lol.
Well, can your readers make fun of the unsubscribers at least?
I knew and attended the funeral of a Pulse victim and have no patience for the false flaggots, but mostly I saw “queers” and trannies trying to co-opt it for their own agendas. Lost my shit a couple of times over it, too.
I’m also trying to sleep through summer, but I’m gainfully employed and it’s not going well. I’m too old to marry rich. What do?
Great job as usual, hope you feel better! Also your talk about mosquitoes got me thinking: My theory is that Re Tardy Oswald didn't leave a bloody mess because the mosquitoes came right after he'd been shot and drank it all up.
Mr. Cole, I'm concerned about your alcoholism. The way you've described your tolerance indicates that your near the end. Please lay off and see a doctor. It would be sad to lose you before you have to go. Especially since it would be the easiest thing in the world to stick around. Anyway, continued prayers and best wishes to you.
I get the feeling Dave is suffering from severe nostalgia: looking back on when he could drink all night and sleep it off in a few hours; when he had blonde bimbo girlfriends who would give him blowjobs; etc. He wants to go back but of course he can't, so he drinks.
I too want badly to GTFB (Go The F--k Back), but for me it's not to go back to the good times but to go back and redo my decades of fark-ups. But I don't drink, I just talk to myself a lot. Luckily I work in a FedEx warehouse where one can scream at the top of one's lungs and no one will bat an eyelash.
As I was scrolling down the page slowly, I saw first the feet, then the knees, then ... what I thought was ... a DICK! But it wasn´t. Just a fingernail. Close call.
The dumbest version of this I've ever heard of : Somebody wouldn't believe my friend from back in Wisconsin when he told them he was from Wisconsin. (Not blond and fat enough.) Why would you pretend to be from Wisconsin?! That's burying the lede, you should directly pretend to be a serial killer.
Pretending to be from Wisconsin is the oldest trick in the book. It makes people think you’re thin, by Wisconsin standards. It also makes you seem like less a serial killer by Wisconsin standards
The “thumbnail” pic looked very disturbing…a naked bruised man exposing his junk for the [limited-to-subscribers on Substack] world to see. Not sure if that was intentional like clickbait, but I felt cheated when I saw it was just your middle finger extending in a provocative manner
I can't fault you for what I am doing myself. Retirement has meant a race between running out of money and running out of breath. Due to circumstances beyond my control I have more money than I anticipated and a body failing more quickly than I anticipated. My only regret is if I don't live long enough to watch it all collapse.
What cocktail goes best with your 70's gold shag carpet, Dave? A 70's Harvey Wallbanger, of course!
In a Collins glass add ice cubes then stir in 1 1/2 ounces vodka and 4 ounces orange juice. Layer on top (using the back of a spoon like a black & tan)
1/2 ounce Galliano L'Autentico Liqueur. Garnish with an
Orange slice and
Maraschino cherry.
I bet Ol' Dave's mosquitoes were drunk as fuck! Bouncing off the wall and such. I see the scars, but where's the blood????
David, don't you know that booze isn't good for Jooze? We're descended, according to the Book of Mormon, from Native Americans who've always had trouble with the sauce as we know from Buffy's recording of "The Ballad of Ira Hayes." If you could stay up long enough, you could watch Caitlin Clark when the WNBA season resumes on August 16. We're trying to amend the Constitution so Caitlin can run for Prez even though she's a dual Canadian who sinks logo 3's form either side of the court.
Check out what's below. Wasn't it Mike Tyson who said that people don't make plans until they get punched in the face? The guy's a true Sowell man and that's another reason to stay up late: We won't know what we've got til he's gone.
>>The former heavyweight boxing champion was photographed holding Sowell’s book shortly after he landed in Miami, where he was slated as the main speaker at the Benzinga Cannabis Conference. In photos published by the New York Post, “Iron Make” can be seen posing for a selfie with a fan, with Sowell’s book tucked under his arm.
Basic Economics now stands as the #1 bestseller in Amazon’s business education section.
More than 20 years after its release, Basic Economics is topping Amazon’s bestseller charts, while Klaus Schwab’s book COVID-19: The Great Reset is tenth.
What’s perhaps most remarkable about this is that Sowell himself will tell you the legacy media has made a habit of ignoring his work.
“They simply keep quiet when I come out with a book,” Sowell once noted in an interview.>>
Sowell himself recognized how insanely rare someone like himself (a black conservative) was and would always joke with his good friend the late Walter Williams that they could never be on the same flight because if it crashed the entire black conservative movement would be completely wiped out.
I'm pretty annoyed that you can't complain about unsubs anymore, a little because it was great content ... but mostly because I contrived a plan whereby I would subscribe with a different e-mail address, and over the course of a couple months have my friends mention details about me on Twitter or other place that are searchable, and that could connect to the address or my user name if you searched for me (as you did with others), and through these breadcrumbs I'd leave around the internet, paint some wild story of this character that was TBD. Then that account would unsubscribe and see what happens.
"Get this, the son of Madge from the Palmolive commercials unsubscribed. What's that feeling you have now? Shame. You're soaking in it." Or something.
Then there woulda been a reveal, somehow I'd have "proof" it was me. And we'd all have a well-deserved low-key chuckle. Anyways, when I say, "contrived a plan," I mean "thought about it for 10 minutes and later mentioned it to a friend over a coupla beers." Alas, the window of opportunity has passed.
Ha ha, I thought of something similar, just to mess with Dave, and give him some fodder. Same concept, "fake identity subscribe", but behind the fake identity, make up some truly ludicrous background, that would be funny to read.
But, like you, it's more fun to think about, than to actually bother with doing. (I'm lazy, and I like to drink in the evenings)
Also, I've already told Dave, this whole "un-sub" thing has to be somebody fucking with him, because he's right, it doesn't make any sense that people would subscribe in-between content, then un-sub when he puts something out?
It was going on over on YouTube before he came to Substack, so it's gotta be some kind of conspiracy. naturally, I told Dave that I suspect Big Jewry is behind it, but then, I think that about everything...
Good to see you back off the wagon, and back in the saddle (I don't even know if that makes sense, but, fuck it, you're drunk, and whose to care!?)
I'd still like to get a video out of you, like the good ole' days on YouTube, but I can't blame you for not wanting to spend an hour broiling in your garage.
Oh, any updates on Ratibor? (sp?)
Cheers My Friend! I'll join you for a highball in a few hours!
That many mosquito bites would have drawn enough blood to kill Dave! Also, the proportions of the toes to lower leg length are of a man up to two inches taller than Dave claims to be, so he obviously hired a crisis actor, only that actor, ironically, was probably left to bleed to death, to complete the cover up, and to supply the adrenochrome Jon Voigt needs to fuck women who aren’t Angelina Jolie
Also, Shannen Doherty conveniently died of “cancer” while Dave, who by his own admission has been linked to several actresses who also died of cancer, at least one of whom had a name very similar to “Shannen Doherty”. Doherty died while Dave was supposedly incapacitated by alcohol/mosquito bites/gout/rat infestation.
I’m beginning to smell a rat, and I don’t mean Ratibor
Dave seems like a "no news is good news" kind of guy. I have a brother like that. If you hear from him, it's never going to be good news. Just that he needs bail money or something. If you don't hear from him for 6 months - he's probably doing okay, with a nice girlfriend.
If he landed at the ER someone would find out and publicize it. He lives in BH where people are nosey and they have a security patrol. If someone didn't see him for a while or the mail was piling up they'd have someone break the door in and check on him.
Jews in LA - one called in a wellness check on me once in LA. And I was just home sick for a couple days. If something unusual happens, they want to get to the bottom of it.
If something was amiss everyone would know pretty quickly. Dave's well-protected by the bossy yentas who live around him whether he likes it or not.
Just came here from Dave's Tuesday Takimag column. I am more than willing for him to work his way to his point. Isn't he paid by the word? But Dave pointing out the similarities between Flat Earthers and cryptocurrency fanboys was worth every beer I have bought him. Eat your fresh veggies, Dave. I would hate to outlive you.
Wow Dave- you give me some hope! Your bug bites look HORRIBLE and they've really gone away? I have almost as hideous bug bite blotches all over my legs but they are from the evil Gypsy Moth caterpillars than were all over the North East a few weeks ago! Maybe I need to drink more to fade them out?? BTW- I have been told by the Woke Police that we are not able to call them "Gypsy Moths" any longer. They are now to be called "Spongy Oak Moths" so we don't offend the Romani people. (not sure if you even have the beast on the West coast?)
PS- I extra clicked your Takis
I call them Pikey Moths
LOL!! I hadn't heard that term for Travelers!! I'm going to use it from now on!! (The fekkin' bastards!!!)
Imagine you feel so unsafe from Dave mocking you that you have to go to the "trust & safety" team to rat on him like a little bitch.
What a faggot.
Anyway I feel you on the drinking man, with each passing year it seems to digest slower & reefer seems to last an eternity now, before I could eat a 50mg gummy & be high for 3 hours now it's a night wrecker with a hang over in the morning & zombified the whole next day. At least with the liquor I really don't get hangovers anymore even if I'm sipping cheap shit, seems like I've developed methanol immunity with age lol.
But yeah it's good to see you post again, I always check taki regardless & damn time flies (flaggot article was 8 years ago, hard to believe) but I like these addendum articles even if I ain't got time to comment & say as much.
Enjoy your summer bro & fuck the mosquitos, I douse myself with OFF every time I leave the house, that shit is basically my cologne for the summer lol.
Well, can your readers make fun of the unsubscribers at least?
I knew and attended the funeral of a Pulse victim and have no patience for the false flaggots, but mostly I saw “queers” and trannies trying to co-opt it for their own agendas. Lost my shit a couple of times over it, too.
I’m also trying to sleep through summer, but I’m gainfully employed and it’s not going well. I’m too old to marry rich. What do?
Yeah, that's why I quit donating to Pink Pistols.
Great job as usual, hope you feel better! Also your talk about mosquitoes got me thinking: My theory is that Re Tardy Oswald didn't leave a bloody mess because the mosquitoes came right after he'd been shot and drank it all up.
Mr. Cole, I'm concerned about your alcoholism. The way you've described your tolerance indicates that your near the end. Please lay off and see a doctor. It would be sad to lose you before you have to go. Especially since it would be the easiest thing in the world to stick around. Anyway, continued prayers and best wishes to you.
I get the feeling Dave is suffering from severe nostalgia: looking back on when he could drink all night and sleep it off in a few hours; when he had blonde bimbo girlfriends who would give him blowjobs; etc. He wants to go back but of course he can't, so he drinks.
I too want badly to GTFB (Go The F--k Back), but for me it's not to go back to the good times but to go back and redo my decades of fark-ups. But I don't drink, I just talk to myself a lot. Luckily I work in a FedEx warehouse where one can scream at the top of one's lungs and no one will bat an eyelash.
As I was scrolling down the page slowly, I saw first the feet, then the knees, then ... what I thought was ... a DICK! But it wasn´t. Just a fingernail. Close call.
I must admit that there was a brief moment where my hopes were very high.
You may have raised his morale with your hopes.
and perhaps more than just his morale.
LOL, I suppose I should have seen that one coming.
Yaaah, that looks painful.
The dumbest version of this I've ever heard of : Somebody wouldn't believe my friend from back in Wisconsin when he told them he was from Wisconsin. (Not blond and fat enough.) Why would you pretend to be from Wisconsin?! That's burying the lede, you should directly pretend to be a serial killer.
Pretending to be from Wisconsin is the oldest trick in the book. It makes people think you’re thin, by Wisconsin standards. It also makes you seem like less a serial killer by Wisconsin standards
Which means you only killed as many people as would fit in your own deep-freezer.
As they say in Wisconsin, waste not, want not
heheh
The “thumbnail” pic looked very disturbing…a naked bruised man exposing his junk for the [limited-to-subscribers on Substack] world to see. Not sure if that was intentional like clickbait, but I felt cheated when I saw it was just your middle finger extending in a provocative manner
I can't fault you for what I am doing myself. Retirement has meant a race between running out of money and running out of breath. Due to circumstances beyond my control I have more money than I anticipated and a body failing more quickly than I anticipated. My only regret is if I don't live long enough to watch it all collapse.
What cocktail goes best with your 70's gold shag carpet, Dave? A 70's Harvey Wallbanger, of course!
In a Collins glass add ice cubes then stir in 1 1/2 ounces vodka and 4 ounces orange juice. Layer on top (using the back of a spoon like a black & tan)
1/2 ounce Galliano L'Autentico Liqueur. Garnish with an
Orange slice and
Maraschino cherry.
I bet Ol' Dave's mosquitoes were drunk as fuck! Bouncing off the wall and such. I see the scars, but where's the blood????
David, don't you know that booze isn't good for Jooze? We're descended, according to the Book of Mormon, from Native Americans who've always had trouble with the sauce as we know from Buffy's recording of "The Ballad of Ira Hayes." If you could stay up long enough, you could watch Caitlin Clark when the WNBA season resumes on August 16. We're trying to amend the Constitution so Caitlin can run for Prez even though she's a dual Canadian who sinks logo 3's form either side of the court.
Check out what's below. Wasn't it Mike Tyson who said that people don't make plans until they get punched in the face? The guy's a true Sowell man and that's another reason to stay up late: We won't know what we've got til he's gone.
>>The former heavyweight boxing champion was photographed holding Sowell’s book shortly after he landed in Miami, where he was slated as the main speaker at the Benzinga Cannabis Conference. In photos published by the New York Post, “Iron Make” can be seen posing for a selfie with a fan, with Sowell’s book tucked under his arm.
Basic Economics now stands as the #1 bestseller in Amazon’s business education section.
More than 20 years after its release, Basic Economics is topping Amazon’s bestseller charts, while Klaus Schwab’s book COVID-19: The Great Reset is tenth.
What’s perhaps most remarkable about this is that Sowell himself will tell you the legacy media has made a habit of ignoring his work.
“They simply keep quiet when I come out with a book,” Sowell once noted in an interview.>>
https://fee.org/articles/mike-tyson-spotted-reading-the-greatest-economics-book-ever-arguably/
Sowell himself recognized how insanely rare someone like himself (a black conservative) was and would always joke with his good friend the late Walter Williams that they could never be on the same flight because if it crashed the entire black conservative movement would be completely wiped out.
"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face. "
Mike Tyson
I'm pretty annoyed that you can't complain about unsubs anymore, a little because it was great content ... but mostly because I contrived a plan whereby I would subscribe with a different e-mail address, and over the course of a couple months have my friends mention details about me on Twitter or other place that are searchable, and that could connect to the address or my user name if you searched for me (as you did with others), and through these breadcrumbs I'd leave around the internet, paint some wild story of this character that was TBD. Then that account would unsubscribe and see what happens.
"Get this, the son of Madge from the Palmolive commercials unsubscribed. What's that feeling you have now? Shame. You're soaking in it." Or something.
Then there woulda been a reveal, somehow I'd have "proof" it was me. And we'd all have a well-deserved low-key chuckle. Anyways, when I say, "contrived a plan," I mean "thought about it for 10 minutes and later mentioned it to a friend over a coupla beers." Alas, the window of opportunity has passed.
Ha ha, I thought of something similar, just to mess with Dave, and give him some fodder. Same concept, "fake identity subscribe", but behind the fake identity, make up some truly ludicrous background, that would be funny to read.
But, like you, it's more fun to think about, than to actually bother with doing. (I'm lazy, and I like to drink in the evenings)
Also, I've already told Dave, this whole "un-sub" thing has to be somebody fucking with him, because he's right, it doesn't make any sense that people would subscribe in-between content, then un-sub when he puts something out?
It was going on over on YouTube before he came to Substack, so it's gotta be some kind of conspiracy. naturally, I told Dave that I suspect Big Jewry is behind it, but then, I think that about everything...
"But, like you, it's more fun to think about, than to actually bother with doing." --- Exactly right. Doing a thorough job would take some time.
Mosquitoes... the original anti-Semites!
Good to see you back off the wagon, and back in the saddle (I don't even know if that makes sense, but, fuck it, you're drunk, and whose to care!?)
I'd still like to get a video out of you, like the good ole' days on YouTube, but I can't blame you for not wanting to spend an hour broiling in your garage.
Oh, any updates on Ratibor? (sp?)
Cheers My Friend! I'll join you for a highball in a few hours!
If you look closely you’ll see that the so-called “mosquito bites” are in fact of a type of mosquito that is on the EAST COAST! Lying jooboy
That many mosquito bites would have drawn enough blood to kill Dave! Also, the proportions of the toes to lower leg length are of a man up to two inches taller than Dave claims to be, so he obviously hired a crisis actor, only that actor, ironically, was probably left to bleed to death, to complete the cover up, and to supply the adrenochrome Jon Voigt needs to fuck women who aren’t Angelina Jolie
Also, Shannen Doherty conveniently died of “cancer” while Dave, who by his own admission has been linked to several actresses who also died of cancer, at least one of whom had a name very similar to “Shannen Doherty”. Doherty died while Dave was supposedly incapacitated by alcohol/mosquito bites/gout/rat infestation.
I’m beginning to smell a rat, and I don’t mean Ratibor
If Cole did get rid of the mosquitoes, why are there no traces of OFF! on the walls?
Dave I read the week that perished this AM - good column - hope you're doing well
How can we know if ol Dave is OK - he ain't writin' much these days...
Dave seems like a "no news is good news" kind of guy. I have a brother like that. If you hear from him, it's never going to be good news. Just that he needs bail money or something. If you don't hear from him for 6 months - he's probably doing okay, with a nice girlfriend.
Dave's girlfriend is a bottle. Anytime we don't hear from him, it makes me nervous.
Yeah, but Dave is notorious.
If he landed at the ER someone would find out and publicize it. He lives in BH where people are nosey and they have a security patrol. If someone didn't see him for a while or the mail was piling up they'd have someone break the door in and check on him.
Jews in LA - one called in a wellness check on me once in LA. And I was just home sick for a couple days. If something unusual happens, they want to get to the bottom of it.
If something was amiss everyone would know pretty quickly. Dave's well-protected by the bossy yentas who live around him whether he likes it or not.
Just came here from Dave's Tuesday Takimag column. I am more than willing for him to work his way to his point. Isn't he paid by the word? But Dave pointing out the similarities between Flat Earthers and cryptocurrency fanboys was worth every beer I have bought him. Eat your fresh veggies, Dave. I would hate to outlive you.