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I think we should all buy 4 beers, one at a time and choose a different number for each beer. What the hell? We're buying him all these beers we should make him write on all four topics. It's a win-win. Happy Birthday, Dave.

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LOL! I'd be down with that!

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I suspect that you would have written on all four anyway. This plan was both brilliant and devious. I love it!

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I will neither confirm nor deny it!

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Dave should write on all fours — Imma draw a pic

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I would probably pay to see that.

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Was that rat pack photo from OCEAN'S SIX MILLION?

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DAMN!!!! Wish I'd thought of that (and I've had 12 years to do so).

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Followed by SIX MILLION FOR TEXAS

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LOL!!!!!!

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Dave has gone from The Rat Pack to ratibor in a few years , LOL!!!

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LOL!!!! Sad but true.

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The smart play here is to buy 4 beers and give each choice a vote to ensure you earn a cushy patronage job with whichever candidate wins.

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LOL!!!!

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Happy Birthday David

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Am I the only one that wants a zombie/horror movie article?

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I'm with you on that!

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David Cole says he's 56, but if you examine the evidence it's clear he's 35 at best.

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LOL!!!!

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Refuting Unz may be satisfying but what good would it do and who's it gonna influence who hasn't already been influenced? Don't know much about history or your spicy doc-u-men-taries. But I do know that I still don't know how come you've gotten deplatformed, demonetized and de-X'ed or why you've been called a Holocaust denier when you don't deny the Holocaust. Maybe start there.

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While these are worthy topics, my question with the whole "buy you a beer" thing is does this mean you don't intend to sober up any time soon?

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The "beers" are always figurative, as I never drink beer (too weak). But the site doesn't give you a "cheap rum" option. That said, I sobered up mid-August for my health, and I don't plan to drink again until November (preferably Thanksgiving, but not certain I can hold out that long).

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Ah, I envy your self control my friend coming from one with no off button. In the mean time, write on.

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Hi Dave! Happy Birthday! I left you a few beers in the ice box and cast my vote. This is one vote I can't lose because I would be delighted to read any of the four topics you offer.

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Many, many thanks, Terry! I truly appreciate that.

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High school. That´s where personality comes from. Character comes later. I want to know about your high school "lived experience". Did the good-looking Jew boy make it with Candice Owens. Curious minds want to know.

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Happy Birthday! Has anyone ever made you into a Birthday cake?

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No, THAT has not been done!

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Ratibor and his army of skeeters tried, but it didn't go well.

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Yeah...and it didn't smell too good.

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Is it Virgo season already? Jesus Christ Matzo Ball Hurricane in a Kiddush Cup, Dave. Happy Birthday, my friend. I will raise my g&t to you tonight, sir.

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Thank you sir!

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In "Unfreezing Dave in 92" order:

4

2

3

1

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I love you and your input matters, but not officially without a beer!

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Happy Birthday. Beer on its way.

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Now it's a party!

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I'd like to read 4 too

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If I might add another suggestion - your thoughts on Tucker's new best mate Darryl Cooper?

Happy belated birthday and beer incoming!

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THAT'S coming Monday night in my regular column. I wrote it last Tuesday, but sadly my run-date is my run-date and I can't move it up no matter how early my piece is ready.

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Happy birthday 🎁

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Thank you, my good friend!

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Was it a good day?

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VERY laid-back. As I prefer it these days!

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