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Aug 30Liked by David Cole

I think we should all buy 4 beers, one at a time and choose a different number for each beer. What the hell? We're buying him all these beers we should make him write on all four topics. It's a win-win. Happy Birthday, Dave.

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LOL! I'd be down with that!

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Aug 31Liked by David Cole

I suspect that you would have written on all four anyway. This plan was both brilliant and devious. I love it!

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I will neither confirm nor deny it!

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Dave should write on all fours — Imma draw a pic

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Sep 2Liked by David Cole

I would probably pay to see that.

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Aug 30Liked by David Cole

Was that rat pack photo from OCEAN'S SIX MILLION?

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DAMN!!!! Wish I'd thought of that (and I've had 12 years to do so).

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Aug 30Liked by David Cole

Followed by SIX MILLION FOR TEXAS

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LOL!!!!!!

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Aug 30Liked by David Cole

Dave has gone from The Rat Pack to ratibor in a few years , LOL!!!

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Aug 30·edited Aug 30Author

LOL!!!! Sad but true.

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Aug 31Liked by David Cole

The smart play here is to buy 4 beers and give each choice a vote to ensure you earn a cushy patronage job with whichever candidate wins.

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LOL!!!!

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Happy Birthday David

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Aug 31Liked by David Cole

Am I the only one that wants a zombie/horror movie article?

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I'm with you on that!

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David Cole says he's 56, but if you examine the evidence it's clear he's 35 at best.

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LOL!!!!

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Aug 31Liked by David Cole

Refuting Unz may be satisfying but what good would it do and who's it gonna influence who hasn't already been influenced? Don't know much about history or your spicy doc-u-men-taries. But I do know that I still don't know how come you've gotten deplatformed, demonetized and de-X'ed or why you've been called a Holocaust denier when you don't deny the Holocaust. Maybe start there.

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Aug 31Liked by David Cole

While these are worthy topics, my question with the whole "buy you a beer" thing is does this mean you don't intend to sober up any time soon?

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The "beers" are always figurative, as I never drink beer (too weak). But the site doesn't give you a "cheap rum" option. That said, I sobered up mid-August for my health, and I don't plan to drink again until November (preferably Thanksgiving, but not certain I can hold out that long).

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Sep 1Liked by David Cole

Ah, I envy your self control my friend coming from one with no off button. In the mean time, write on.

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Hi Dave! Happy Birthday! I left you a few beers in the ice box and cast my vote. This is one vote I can't lose because I would be delighted to read any of the four topics you offer.

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Many, many thanks, Terry! I truly appreciate that.

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High school. That´s where personality comes from. Character comes later. I want to know about your high school "lived experience". Did the good-looking Jew boy make it with Candice Owens. Curious minds want to know.

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Happy Birthday! Has anyone ever made you into a Birthday cake?

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No, THAT has not been done!

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Aug 30Liked by David Cole

Ratibor and his army of skeeters tried, but it didn't go well.

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Yeah...and it didn't smell too good.

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Aug 30Liked by David Cole

Is it Virgo season already? Jesus Christ Matzo Ball Hurricane in a Kiddush Cup, Dave. Happy Birthday, my friend. I will raise my g&t to you tonight, sir.

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Thank you sir!

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Aug 30Liked by David Cole

In "Unfreezing Dave in 92" order:

4

2

3

1

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I love you and your input matters, but not officially without a beer!

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Aug 30Liked by David Cole

Happy Birthday. Beer on its way.

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Now it's a party!

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Aug 30Liked by David Cole

I'd like to read 4 too

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Sep 6Liked by David Cole

If I might add another suggestion - your thoughts on Tucker's new best mate Darryl Cooper?

Happy belated birthday and beer incoming!

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THAT'S coming Monday night in my regular column. I wrote it last Tuesday, but sadly my run-date is my run-date and I can't move it up no matter how early my piece is ready.

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Sep 2Liked by David Cole

Happy birthday 🎁

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Thank you, my good friend!

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Sep 3Liked by David Cole

Was it a good day?

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VERY laid-back. As I prefer it these days!

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