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I used a text to voice app. So, every time you said "my YT followers" it said "my whitey followers." Which is both funny and accurate.

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LOL!!!

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Daaaaaaave!!! I followed you all the way from YT!! I only care about your life stories and the movies! The holocaust stuff is okay but I’m more here for your personality in general! Keep making videos!!! I’ll watch them all!! 💕

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You got it! Thank you for being such a loyal viewer; it's greatly appreciated!

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Dave, I had a law professor, I won't tell you his ethnicity (he was Jewish). He would try to make points by using analogies that should have been well known. He would quote something from Shakespeare and then look at the sea of dumb faces before him and shake his head and proceed to explain the analogy. He would always insult the class and one of his favorite lines was "I don't know what they're teaching kids these days". That was my favorite class and you remind me of that professor very much. I vote that you continue creating videos and also that you sign my copy of Republican Party Animal.

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Thank you for the kind words! And I'll be happy to sign your copy; it'll up the already exorbitant value by two or three fold!

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Dave is the last of the insult comics - since Don Rickles passed away.

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I'm sure somewhere, in a dark damp basement apartment, some denier is reading this and snorting, "David Cole says he just lost 6,000 subscribers. We all know those numbers are totally exaggerated, if not a complete hoax."

Sorry to hear Emperor Hananoki ordered a Pearl Harbor on your YouTube channel (I didn't even know you had a YouTube channel, TBH). But I will be happy to watch here.

P.S. Hey! Hanaoki! Your mother has a sideways vagina.

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LOL!!!!

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I’m sorry to hear you were murdered. That sucks to high Heaven, but at least you were replaced, which couldn’t have been easy, so there’s that

What’s even worse is that your YouTube is now gone, thanks to some fellow yellow with rage over his lack of sexually dimorphic attributes

Just keep doing what you do, Dave. I’ll follow you any way I can, even if I have to get a ham radio and learn Morse code

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Very much appreciated, my friend! And being murdered apparently isn't so bad. My afterlife feels just like my life (sucks that I still have to deal with broken toilets, but maybe I'm in purgatory).

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Yes I was sad to hear of his demise but the replacement is doing a pretty good job.

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Maybe even better

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I know for a fact the old Dave would have sorted his plumbing problems out without fuss but the imposter is still learning and is reaching out for help. The whole not drinking thing is just a diversion as he can't keep up with "old Dave" . If he starts drinking Bud light, I'm unsubscribing.

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More videos please Super Dave! I don't want to miss any more daring adventures of "Dave and his disruptive plumbing".

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Will do!

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Please Dave make more videos. I miss them so much. I've been wondering why you haven't made a video in forever. I love hearing your opinions and listening to you sing The Cure songs. Also I can't read so the videos really help!

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LOL! Will do!

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Thanks for the update Dave, hope you reconsider to do another channel, stay well. -joeg

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Obviously I'm all for you doing some more videos over at Rumble, or wherever, since I'm one of the people that suggested it. I know it's disappointing to see your YT channel holocaust'ed after all these years, it's a cheap and shitty shot by the YT censorship dorks. And even though it will be never be quite the same, I think it's important to show that you and your message, will not be denied by some flaming anal monkey pox having, silicon valley censor-queer, but more importantly, so that we, The People, still get a semi-monthly dose of undiluted Cole!

Cheers mi Amigo!

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Thank you! Very much appreciated.

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Make videos and post them anywhere possible, I truly enjoyed every second of them, even the retard Edwin.

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Much appreciated, my friend!

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Hilarious watching you come off the wagon after 9 months. I can completely relate though I abstain from hard liquor if I can and usually don't go more than 9 days. You can compare that first drink to Sam Torrance in the Overlook Bar. We all became Lloyd and it was truly a magical moment. Bravo...... I will be buying a beer soon once my Discover Card gets reactivated.

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Thank you, Jeremy!

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I really love your vids, and would love to see you continue making them. All topics!

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Thank you!

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First Nasim Aghdam, now Mr. Cole?!? There are less reasons to go to YT every day, unless you like Bud Light...

Ya, keep doing the videos. I'll follow you where ever you go.

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Thank you, Karl!

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Dave, I'd enjoy more videos if you have the time. And I'm guessing Hananaki is still mad the white devil dropped two A-bombs on his honorable great grandparents heads. You can't trust those sneaky Asians anyway. Just ask MacArthur.

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LOL!!!!

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Dear Dave,

As a precaution, you may want to keep a copy of the substack video content in another platform (e.g. Odysee). Substack could be shut down instantly just as Parler was due to a centralised hardware monopoly (e.g. rented servers in Microsoft, Amazon or Google data centres).

And I predict you will get your YT channel back in a couple of months.

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Agreed; caution needs to be taken with all these platforms, no matter how "safe" they appear. That can always change overnight.

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A less known feature of Rumble.com is the bidirectional synchronisation function: Once you linked your youtube channel with your Rumble channel, a video published in either channel will be copied automatically to the other platform.

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Please start doing videos on substack. Your true tales of Dave versus the neighbors dumpster, the cable company, the tree trimmer were hilarious.

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I really appreciate that! Thank you, I absolutely will start again.

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