The Week That Perished? Unthubthcribe!
I'm still struggling to understand the Substack reader mentality
There was no “Friday exclusive content” last week, and I’ll add none today for The Week. Why? Because every time I post new content, I lose subscribers. Conversely, when I post nothing, I gain them…rapidly.
You people do know that’s insane, right? You SIGN UP for free content, you RECEIVE it, then you UNTHUBTHCRIBE in a huff like I killed your goldfish. Conversely, you sign up, receive NOTHING, and you’re happy as a pig in slop.
Well, I don’t understand it. But I do know that I lost so many subs a week ago because I dared post original content, I’m taking a week off to regain subs, to “refill,” shall we say.
Hell, I’ve likely written too much already. At least a dozen of you are all red-faced with anger right now that you actually received the free content you asked for.
A fuckin’ asylum. Still, better n’ Twitter!
And here’s The Week! Featuring white fast-food rage, blacks cease to engage, ghetto queen kicked off stage, bad filmmaker dies at young age, and bullet-riddled teen is no sage.
https://www.takimag.com/article/the-week-that-perished-298/
You’re an acquired taste Dave, you know that, you always take it to 11 to prove a point that things are so absurd that 11 is the new one. I’m not a Nick Fuentes type so the real crazies you haggle with are Greek to me. You did piss me off a number of times with your Tucker and Trump reality checks, and I’m no apostle: no guru, no teacher, no method. But, I had blind spots and that what satirists do. So. As you already know. Fuck ‘em. They mistakenly subscribed and weren’t really ready for the ride you are offering.
It’s a close one, Cole, but I’ll stay thubthcribed, provisionally