This Week's Column: GOP Goes Limp on Crime
Sorry to send two things in as many days; cut me some slack - it's my birthday week
I promise I won’t make a habit of sending two posts in two days (honestly, restrain that UNTHUBTHCRIBE instinct; just press delete instead, Cletus), but I think this week’s column is rather important, as the crime issue is such a vital one, and Republicans are blowing it.
At the moment, here in L.A. the news is good. The tough-on-crime prosecutor is leading mass-murdering Soros monster Gascon in the DA’s race by a whopping 45% to 20% in the polls. When there’s that much momentum behind “tough on crime” in a BLUE county like L.A., FFS why isn’t the GOP pushing it in all the purple swing states?
It’s moronic, and in this week’s column I go into the details.
Have a read:
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I appreciate everyone’s kind words on yesterday’s birthday piece, so I thought I’d post one more thing. Yesterday I posted photos of my 2000s-era “posse,” “Hepbean” Paulie, Frenchwoman Natalie, and the abysmal Rosie, and how we all spent my 39th b-day week in Vegas. As I detail in my banned autobiography, runway model Rosie - who’d go on to “out” me in 2013 - never liked sharing me or my bank account with the other girls. So by the time of my 40th, she’d managed to banish poor Paulie and Nat from the circle (if you hang with girls in their 20s, you get drama. That’s why I don’t anymore).
My 40th birthday was Rosie’s victory; no more competition, she had me (and my money) all to herself. Rosie triumphant. And it was way more of an adult affair than anything I could’ve done with the virginal Paulie and the Catholic Nat. Rosie asked my pole-dancing friend Emilee to surprise me with a striptease.
If you want, you can see it below. If not, just move on, bucko. Or UNTHUBTHCRIBE if you’re the easily-offended type who likes making a scene by stamping his feet as he exits.
The first girl you see, the blonde, is Stephanie, who passed from cancer a few years ago. Steph was as much an angel as Rosie’s a devil, but as you’ll see from Rosie’s manner (she’s the tall thin redhead talking about the cooking), she came off like sunshine and kittens. I'd always assumed that’s how Satan would present himself; Rosie proved it.
Emilee’d never stripped before, and she credits that night with loosening her up to work at Jumbo’s Clown Room (an L.A. institution; you either know of it or you don’t. If the latter, please let it go).
Phun Phact: the first dude you see, the drunk stammering guy, is the pioneering genius behind the James Cameron Avatar CGI. You wouldn’t know it from looking at him. That’s a Hollywood thing outsiders don’t get; the humble, unassuming ones are always the most talented and successful. The flashy show-offs are the ones with nothing going on.
Five years from this video, Ms. “sunshine and kittens” would render me unemployable the same year my mom became ill and I had to take a HELOC on my house to pay for her care. I only finally repaid it a year ago. That’s why I ask for beers.
Okay, wanna see me get spanked (don’t worry; MY clothes stay on), here ya go.
"DeSantis is a notable exception; not a week goes by that the soft-on-crime homos at Reason don’t attack DeSantis for bucking the “restorative justice” trend." I wonder how much of the GOP's shift on crime is due to Reason. These days their funding is coming from Eddie Lambert, the dork who bankrupted Sears and who named his yacht "The Fountainhead".
Just assume I'm going to say it. I don't get it. Never have, never will. I'm tired of seeing these violent criminals with long lists of priors. There are people in this world that have no redeeming qualities, people like Haynes are a complete waste of human flesh and should be eradicated. I know that there's no way in hell that I could set someone on fire (waste of perfectly good gas) I just don't have it in me. But other methods? I'll flip that switch or push that plunger. Hell, I'll pull the trigger and sleep well that night. As for girls and drama? It seems to me that if you hang with girls of any age, you're bound to get drama. There's a reason that my closest friends have always been male. And I will end with a question. How could I not watch the video?