This Week's Column: Nazis, Tuckers, and Dumb Mutherfuckers

I'm taking a poll...do I scold too much?

This is a poll I’ll take to heart.

Because I really love you guys.

You give me engagement, you buy me beers, and you’ve softened the blow of my Twitter ban (and my YouTube ban, and my Amazon ban).

So here’s the poll question: What’s your favorite Dave topic?

Because Substack does polls!

What do you prefer? I have, essentially, four revolving topics, though I try to mix them up as much as I can.

I scold idiot rightists, I talk about Holocaust history, I cover local issues regarding race and crime, and I muse about Hollywood.

I was thinking of including a fifth choice of “all of the above,” but that’d be a cheat. Obviously, I’ll still do “all of the above,” but I want to force you guys to name your favorite. Just for my own edification.

Thank you for voting. I promise that the results will not be tampered with. I have Dinesh D’Souza and Kari Lake chained up in my garage to verify the count. They’re making passionate love at the moment, and the stank of curry and TRESemmé is oppressive. But I promise - they’ll be overseeing the integrity of this vote.

As we await the results, here’s today’s column.

Opening sentence?

Did I ever tell you about the time one elderly Nazi took on and beat the entire U.S. government, the neocons, the military-industrial complex, and Israel?

How can you resist reading on? Click here: https://www.takimag.com/article/invisible-monsters-imaginary-heroes/

As always, thank you for your support and your readership.