This Week's Column: The Right Slams Parents (Genius!)
Seeking gold, rightists follow a dung beetle...and find dung.
This week’s column is a follow-up to my Alex Jones piece, and it’s inspired, yes, by one of YOU!
I read all your comments and I try to respond to each one.
Now keep in mind in July I start drinking again…I may not be as reliably “here” as I’ve been the past month. I’ll still be here, I promise. Here but not “here,” if you get my drift. And it you do, please explain it to me because I have no fucking clue what I meant.
I wanna get right to the column, but real quick, a good dozen of you sent me that “Occidental Observer” piece that mentions me at length. And you were like “are you gonna respond?”
Respond to what? Here’s the sieg heiler’s key sentence, the core of his piece: “Cole has again shown why Jews should not be permitted power in White societies. Indeed, he’s again shown why Jews should not be permitted any presence at all in White societies.”
So what should my response be? “Nuh-uh!”
“You shouldn’t be permitted power, Jew.”
“No, I SHOULD!”
C’mon, it’s beneath me to respond to that shit. Besides, it’s a kabuki theater debate. Jews aren’t going anywhere and all sieg heilers die as bitter unfulfilled losers with wasted lives. Circumstance dictates I win. Reality dictates I win.
It’s like debating the sun on whether it should rise tomorrow. The sun will not respond. It’ll just rise. Not to spite the loser, but in spite of him.
Please…I have better things to do. My favorite days of the year are when I’m going off the wagon after a dry month, my tolerance lowered enough to get drunk on Prosecco for the first few nights. So I have lots of Prosecco to order this week in preparation. That’s what matters to me, not “debating” a Heinrich who’s already lost, he’s just too stupid to know it.
Anyway, here’s this week’s column! And you can BUY ME A PROSECCO HERE!
Enjoy?
One unsub so far – pat@fmblaw.net of Farrell, Martin & Barnell real estate law firm in Baldwinsville, upstate NY.
I hear he was once disbarred for sucking a monkey dick in court during a hearing about an easement dispute. When the judge asked why he was sucking monkey dick in open court, Pat climaxed the monkey and aimed it at the judge’s face, showering the jurist in rhesus jizz.
Many in the gallery laughed; the judge was not pleased.
At the disbarment hearing, Pat was acquitted of disrupting an official procedure, assault, and conduct unbecoming an attorney (the Bar investigators agreed it was a good gag). However, as the rhesus monkey is endangered, he was convicted of wasting the sperm.
These days he’s set up his own law firm in a cardboard box outside the Baldwinsville homeless shelter.
He still pines for that monkey; it was the only friend he ever had.
One of the things I like about you is a strong sense of fair play that transcends the political BS, plus an ability to state your case forcefully. Very few people are equal opportunity scolds. Keep it up.