Two Days Away...

Dave's about to vamoose.

In my last piece, I proffered a simple deal: If I can raise a meager $1,000 by March 1st, I stay and keep writing. If not, I skedaddle. Well, we haven’t quite made it. But I don’t want to be fatalistic about this…yet. Let’s see how the next two days play out.

May I remind you of a few things?

Who warned you asscracks about Steve Bannon in 2020? Before he pleaded guilty to embezzling the “Build the Wall” fund, and before he was exposed as Epstein’s bestest chum?

Who said, “this guy is a serial fabricator, a tool of corrupt Chinese billionaires, and an enemy of Americans?” Who literally had a piece at the top of Drudge in April 2020 warning y’all about Bannon?

Who did that? Was it Don Knotts? Robbie Knievel? Nick Reiner? Scritti Politti?

No, it was ME, fuckheads.

And who did Steve Bannon try to get FIRED for blowing the whistle on him?

Remember that, Rain Men? Remember in 2020 when Bannon tried to get me fired for warning the right about his antics? How he defamed me as a “Holocaust denier” and called on Taki to fire me?

So much for MAGA opposition to “cancel culture!” With the estimable exception of Ann Coulter, not one single rightist publicly stood up for me. Even my closest friends wouldn’t publicly stand with me. A few DM’d me privately to say “I support you! (Pause) Of course you’ll have the good taste not to mention that I spoke to you.” Meanwhile, you kept funneling money to Bannon and his house Akbar, the self-proclaimed “Muslim incel” Raheem Kassem, who also called me a denier (when Raheem dies, he’ll only get 71 virgins, because he’s the 72nd).

You kept supporting Bannon, a guy who stole from you, called for the cancelation of his foes, and helped a pedo be a pedo.

But you can’t muster $1,000 for me, the guy who tried to warn you?

Well that’s just sad.

And then there’s the unapologetic white supremacist Darren Beattie. A year ago Trump appointed him Under Secretary of State for Public Diplomacy and Public Affairs (Nazis make great diplomats; von Ribbentrop will always be remembered as a peacemaker). But since it was determined that his core principle - “Competent white men must be in charge if you want things to work” (his exact quote) - would be a stumbling block to Senate approval, Trump instead nominated Sarah Rogers for the post (she was confirmed). Beattie was given the post of “Assistant Secretary of State for Educational and Cultural Affairs,” a position that requires no Congressional approval because it’s barenaked bollocks.

When I attempted to warn the GOP about the dangers of Beattie’s racial hatred and how his rhetoric would prove toxic at the ballot box (which it has), his response was not to defend his views, but to attack my looks:

I know that Cole’s ideas are just very dumb. He’s just an ugly dumb guy and I think he has a problem with drinking but I can’t say that for a fact but, just a trash individual. A petty soul, who will never be…you know, it’s just a petty soul.

You know how many of my public-figure friends stood up for me against Beattie’s invective?

Try zero. Not a one of you.

Sarah Rogers knows me. She’s been to my house (back when I had one). She’s requested meetings with me. But do you think she publicly defended me? No, and I didn’t ask her to, because such matters are hers to choose not mine to force.

When Tucker Carlson called me a “Holocaust denier” and told me to “fuck off” when I questioned him about his tacit support of Candace Owens’ “Jews ritually slaughter Christians on Passover” claim, there was one guy - a good friend of mine - who could’ve proved that Tucker was lying by exposing past conversations with Carlson in which he stated that I’m not a Holocaust denier and that my views on history are more reliable than the actual deniers (Fuentes, Cooper) he’s boosted on his show. But did my friend publicly stand with me? Of course not; he didn’t want to anger Carlson.

Did that cause me to cut off the friendship? Certainly not. Such matters are his to choose, not mine to force.

BTW, the tale of how Tucker coerces people who appear on his “show” is a fascinating one. Last year rumor spread that Tuck has his guests sign non-disparagement agreements. This rumor was widespread among thoughtful conservatives, but it was inaccurate. The rumor arose because Tuck’s guests, especially the unknowns or near-unknowns he hosts, refuse to say a bad word about him no matter how batshit he becomes. The adversarial interviews Tuck conducts with mainstream figures (Sam Altman, Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee) are never done at Tuck’s hundred-million-dollar Maine compound (complete with TV studio and a barn restaurant with 5-star chefs). But the unknowns and semi-knows are always flown to the compound. And they come back too intimidated say a word against Reverend Moon (sorry, I mean Tucker).

There’s a story here, and one I can’t tell, about Tuck’s “grooming” skills, his ability to collect zombies. He’s Dahmer, if Dahmer’s power fetish was minus the amateur lobotomies and anal rape.

Standard dumbass rightists look at Tucker hosting barely-knowns and say, “that Tucker - what a PATRIOT! He’s introducing America to the people the mainstream media ignores.” And as always, the standard dumbass rightists are wrong. L. Ron Tuckered favors people he can control.

Anyway, you got two days regarding the grand. So let’s see how it goes.

BTW, since I’m liquored up and writing, here’s something that needs to be said. There’s a dishonesty (one of many) on the right that bugs me to no end, because it’s a dishonesty disguised as BASED BRAVERY. When Beattie says “Competent white men must be in charge,” and when Musk says “If White men become a minority, we will be slaughtered. Remember, if non-Whites openly hate White men while White men hold a collective majority, then they will be 1000x times more hostile and cruel when they are a majority over Whites. White solidarity is the only way to survive,” you know damn well that both guys are specifically talking about blacks. Beattie doesn’t believe that the Chinese are “not competent,” or that the Japs and Koreans and Singaporeans are “not competent.” He doesn’t think the Qataris are “not competent” or that El Salvador's Bukele is “not competent.”

If he were honest, he’d say what he means: “Blacks must not be in charge.”

Musk doesn’t believe that “nonwhites” will slaughter him. He absolutely doesn’t believe that the Indian techs he imports with H-1Bs are gonna slaughter him, or else surely he wouldn’t be importing them. He sure as shit doesn’t think the Chinese or Japs or Koreans are gonna slaughter him, or that the Qataris or UAEs are gonna slaughter him. As a product of Africa, Musk means blacks. Musk, a Holocaust denier whose knowledge of history is limited in scope to his own experiences, only thinks in terms of Rhodesia and post-Mandela SA. Indeed, the guy Musk retweeted to support the “all nonwhites will slaughter us” point specifically stated that his claim only applies to “niggaboos.”

Irvine, California, is consistently ranked as the safest, lowest-crime city in the U.S. with a population above 250,000. And Irvine is 45% Asian (the largest plurality; whites are only 34%), and 55% (a majority) if you count mixed-race Asians. And not only are no whites being slaughtered, nobody’s being slaughtered.

You know this; you know that whites will not be “slaughtered by nonwhites.” You can complain all you want about whites “losing jobs” to Asian Subcontinentals and Pacifics - “DEY TOOK MAH JERB!” - but Asians are not killing you. Indeed, they have the lowest crime rate of every demographic except that other one you despise, the Ashkenazim.

But you people are such cowards, you can’t say what you’re really thinking - that it’s blacks you fear will run things incompetently, and blacks you fear will slaughter you. Your minds are so feeble, you can’t reconcile two contradictory impulses: the belief that blacks represent the most dangerous minority (in terms of competence and crime), and the desire to appear cool by being liked by blacks.

So your Kallikak minds gyuck-gyuck a compromise: you hide your feelings about blacks by covering them in vague generalized attacks on “nonwhites.” That way you can assure Nicki Minaj, “Oh no, we don’t mean you. We’re saying all nonwhites are incompetents who’ll slaughter us! Don’t take it personally, like we’re singling out blacks as genetic filth. We’re even including the Japanese, and they have really high IQs! You’re in good company, babe. So don’t take offense; indeed, be proud!”

You cheer Musk and Beattie - indeed, you admire them - for going after “niggaboos” without explicitly stating that they’re going after “niggaboos.” You think that makes them sly, like secret agents. Code-talkers! And you have the decryption ring!

If you’re not pretending to be sleuths, you’re pretending to be spies. And failing badly at both impersonations.

Your childish grins are cover for the thing that torments you in those moments when the play-acting fades and your schizophrenia fails and you have to confront the reality you so feverishly try to avoid: the demographic you’re truly worried about has every right to be here. Screaming “send ‘em back! They aren’t HERITAGE” doesn’t apply to American blacks. Even if you sent every bean back to Meh-hee-co and every kike back to Yis-roh-ale, you’d still have blacks, and there’s not a fucking thing you or MAGA or Trump or Miller can do about it, you cunts.

You will never get the white utopia you seek. And deep down, you know it. So you act out, expressing your hatred by proxy by attacking generalized “nonwhites.” So no, you’re not “based.” You’re not “brave.” You’re sniveling cowards.

Wait, the right has sniveling cowards? Well knock me over with a feather!

You know the really funny thing? If you kicked out the kikes and the beans and the jub-jubs and the chins, nips, and kimchis, and if you went back to pre-Hart/Celler rules that favored Western/Northern European immigrants, you’d end up importing the most leftist fuckers alive. Especially when it comes to “racial empathy” and soft-on-crime.

In Norway, no criminal can draw more than 21 years. Anders Breivik, who slaughtered 77 people, most of them children, because he didn’t like their parents’ politics, couldn’t get more than 21 years. And that’s 21 years in a veritable country club with a personal computer, “gambling nights” where he can play cards with other inmates, and a personal Xbox. And still in 2016 the European Court of Human Rights called his conditions “inhumane.”

So your grand plan, oh grand geniuses, knowing that you can never get rid of blacks, is to import the most soft-on-crime assholes on planet earth, who will surely make every prison door a revolving one and every Willie a Horton.

An L.A. made up of Scandinavians would’ve never allowed “black L.A.” to dissolve. No; white Angelenos would’ve been taxed 90% of their income to artificially preserve the ghettos of Watts and Compton. Life imprisonment (not to mention the death penalty) would’ve been abolished, so our most infamous black mass-murderers - Kevin Cooper, the Grim Sleeper, the Bob’s Big Boy slaughterers - would’ve been out in a flash, killing again.

Oh you wonderful geniuses you!

Hate Mexicans all you want but they’re way better than Scandinavians when it comes to law & order. Hell, it was two bean ICEs that iced Alex Pretti! I doubt Gørgen Sven Mørgångørgen would’ve so valiantly or ruthlessly served Obersturmbannführer Bovino’s murderous directives.

This is one of the reasons the right acts out, one of the reasons you’ve so taken to Jew-hatred: you’re rapists who’ve been castrated; physically impotent yet still mentally horny. You’ve no dick to jerk, but you still have the urges, so you show your perversion in other ways. “We’ll get you, JEWS!” “Take that, Mexican lettuce pickers!” “Fuck you, Hindus who can code.” All because you know that you’ll forever have to live with the one group that truly troubles you. And yet you can’t say it, you can’t speak it aloud, lest you lose your “cool cred” and alienate Nicki Minaj’s bulbous ass.

Why do you think your beloved MAGA soopersleuths Nick Shirley and Tyler Oliveira have now declared Jews to be “invaders?” More to the point, at his SOTU, why did Trump outright lie that Iryna Zarutska’s killer Decarlos Brown Jr. is an “open borders” illegal alien? Brown is an American black born in Charlotte (a city that’s 34% black).

Why’d Trump lie? Because A) the cred credo - don’t alienate your cool black friends! And B), as there’s no way to get rid of American blacks, the MAGA god-king must deflect everything to the border, to give his cult hope for a final solution!

Gotta keep up that morale! It’s a midterm year, so remember the rules: “Sieg heil” is fine, but “lynch niggaboos” is not.

Many of you dickless wonders end up going full schizo out of sheer frustration. In 2023 at Takimag I wrote about “Spencer Quinn,” a Nazi at Counter-Currents and Unz who claims that as long as we get rid of Jews, blacks will simply go back to being okay with segregation:

Without Jews, Right and Left would be in balance, and we would still be arguing over how to better implement “separate but equal” in Negro schools.

What do you call that if not insanity? Get rid of Jews, and blacks will stop wanting full and equal participatory access to society. Meanwhile when you ask these “import Scandinavians” rightists how they’ll handle an influx of college-educated white women - the most slavishly leftist demographic this side of blacks - they’ll just say “no prob; we’ll abolish the 19th Amendment!”

Exterminate Jews and blacks will be happy to be slaves again. And then 51% of Americans will vote to disenfranchise themselves because they have tits. This is what you support. Not me and my sanity, but them and their lunacy.

The current right is damaged beyond repair by a cancerous rot of hate, sadism, and cultishness. But is does fascinate me that there’s still one line you won’t cross. You’ll say “WHITE POWER!” as Musk and Beattie do. You’ll say “gas the kikes!” (an actual quote from a Nazi repeatedly retweeted by Musk), you’ll say “put the bitches barefoot and back in the kitchen,” and you’ll say “kick the beaner kids into the Rio Grande and let ‘em drown.”

But you won’t say “lynch the niggers.”

Whatever the reasons - 30 years of GOPs saying “the Democrats are the real racists,” the overall tendency of whites to define their coolness via black approval, or a realization, even if subconsciously, that while you can bury yourself in racist fantasies of beans being shipped home to Mexico and Jews being expelled to wherever, you’re stuck with blacks, and no amount of lynching will change that - the refusal to fully unleash your hate on blacks as nakedly as you do other groups is the last bit of decency inside you, the last part of your humanity you haven’t handed over to the cult.

Try to hold onto that, okay?

When MAGA gets slaughtered in the midterms, Devil gon’ whisper in your ear to surrender the rest of your decency, to respond to defeat with more hatred instead of less. You’re gonna be told you lost because you weren’t Nazi enough. You’re gonna be told to go full KKKlantard.

That be Debil fuckin’ with ya. Debil do dat from time to time.

Try to reject the Devil’s advice, okay?

And that’s my final advice.

For now…or for good?

We’ll see. Two days left, buckeroos.

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