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Brendan's avatar

‘I doubt Gørgen Sven Mørgångørgen would’ve so valiantly or ruthlessly served Obersturmbannführer Bovino’

Anyone who can type this while liquoured up should never quit writing. I am barely paid above uk minimum wage and once I pay rent, wine, whiskey and beer I have fuck all left. So I’m hoping other readers can put up enough money for you to keep writing.

David Cole's avatar

Thank you, Brendan. I loved your comment, so I'm more than happy to accept that in lieu of money.

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12hEdited

Not trying to suck up, but your taki articles, autobiography and YouTube videos have given me so many laughs over the last ten or so years. I’m still bitter at that prick who had your YouTube channel shut down. Really hope you keep writing

David Cole's avatar

I really appreciate that, Brendan. And I genuinely appreciate having you as a longtime reader, my friend.

Brendan's avatar

Cheers Dave

noochness's avatar

I hope the second book you talked about, on Holocaust denial, will be released even if you decide to abandon this column. Thanks for turning me on to the hugmonkey/playmonkey distinction, Shary Flenniken, National Lampoon, etc.

Robert's avatar

self-proclaimed “Muslim incel” Raheem Kassem, who also called me a denier "(when Raheem dies, he’ll only get 71 virgins, because he’s the 72nd). "

Lmao ok I laughed too hard at that. I read Kassem back in the 2016 era as I felt at that time Breitbart was the only legitimate source in regards to American politics (or rather a good counterweight to the insanely leftist press here in Europe). But with the 2020 election something just snapped with MAGAs. It was very sad to see. Im kind of nostalgic to the 2014 - 2019 era; I have the impression things were less hostile then than they are now.

Either way, one point of contension: dont go after Scandinavians in general. The Swedes are completely braindead, yes, but the Danes are hardcore on immigration (more than any Western European nation) and they regularly get in trouble with the EU over it. They dont mind forming coalitions with far right political parties like Danske Følkeparti and a lot female politicians there including pm Mette Fredriksen support tough-on-crime-and-illegals measures. Norway is less strict than Denmark but they're definitely not as mental as Sweden.

David Cole's avatar

Totally fair point about the Swedes being the worst. No argument there! But I will argue that every Dane I've encountered in L.A., the ones who've come here to live, are pretty far left. Good for the Danes jettisoning their worst! But bad for us.

Robert's avatar

Ha, that's fair. But it seems it's a two way street then. The Americans who come here in Europe are typically insufferable leftists who just want to tick traveling to Europe off of their bucket list and have the most braindead and warped views of how politics in Europe works. Luckily (for me) most of them return to the US.

David Cole's avatar

Again, to be fair, it's more of a one-way street. Because yes, most Americans do only visit Europe as opposed to emigrate. On the other hand, many Scandis move here permanently, especially to L.A. The top reasons (from my experience) seem to be:

1) The weather

2) To break into showbiz

3) Lower taxes

Swedish women, though, seem to come here to date ghetto black guys. It's a running gag out here; 99% of the time, that's the reason why.

Robert's avatar

Indeed, should have rephrase the sentence but it's late here (aka how to feel drunk without drinking)

David Cole's avatar

LOL!!! Actually, I'm the same way! I never drink when I'm tired or sick, because I already have the dreamy "buzz," so why spend money on booze?

Brian P Henry's avatar

Okay Dave, I’ll up the ante a bit to keep you pecking. Because, well, I’ve grown accustomed to your rants, and I think it could be deleterious to your health to not blow off steam like this. So come on cheapos, help the guy, and yourselves, out.

David Cole's avatar

Brian, one day I hope to be able to shake your hand in person, and buy you a few beers in real life. You are a truly generous and consistent friend, and I'm truly, truly grateful.

Patrick's avatar

Too right about the Euros, Dave. I've spent time over there and my favorite pastime is listening to them rant about an America that doesn't exist. It's like handing a teenager a pen and a piece of paper and telling him to describe the political-military implications of the Battle of Ramallah. He's seen Saving Private Ryan, so he pretty much knows how combat works. Skandi-Germans are salt of the Earth but the ones in Minnesota gave us, well, Minnesota. It's clear that many in our camp (I won't use the term 'the Right') are overly eager to hand their dignity and balls over to some class of Super Saviors, but like any mass psychosis, it's near impossible to talk them down from that ledge. I'll keep the scatter gun nearby and pray that we snap out of this soon. Some bribe, er, BEER money coming your way, fella.

David Cole's avatar

Thank you for the beers, my good friend! You're always there with a funny and insightful comment (and some beers!).

Patrick's avatar

Dave, Voltaire and Orwell were unappreciated in their time, so we will put in some effort to recognize your contributions. It's never too late, because the story of humanity is we keep fucking up in the same ways, so we can break the cycle any time we choose

David Cole's avatar

And I certainly hope we do. Thank you, Patrick, for doing your part in the good fight.

Texas Khaan's avatar

First things First Dave, LMFAO !!!

Tucker should get in touch with you and say 'sorry about the up yours Holocaust Denier' after that you're secretly invited to his compound for an interview while intoxicated.

Sarcastic Cynical Texan's avatar

I/we, er um, both of me, sometimes wonder what the likes of Darren would think about a competent guy such as myself. My maternal line traces back to Norwegian immigrants, possibly from Lapland, they made up 1/4, the other 3/4 were immigrants from Germany, both groups came to Texas back in the 1880's.

According to DNA testing Dad was 90% or so European. Some of those ancestors came to America in the 17th century, HERITAGE . . . or what? 6+ generations back my father had Southern Han Chinese, Bengali, Punjabi, admixed Amerindian ancestry in the mix, spiced things up a little bit.

I should get my own DNA tested so as to obtain the full genetic picture, maybe I will figure out a scientific reason for my Mongol obsession?

David Cole's avatar

LOL! I'd be very interested in seeing you do that, my friend.

Texas Khaan's avatar

All I can say for sure is that the Mongolian is/was quite competent. The American Empire is in decline mostly due to financial and governmental incompetence. Or maybe malfeasance, mismanagement and generalized decrepitude. Too many old farts in possession of power, once they were somewhat competent but those days are gone for good.

Sarcastic Cynical Texan's avatar

It will sure be nice when next Tuesday's primary election is over and done with, the ads and mailers and spam calls are all so very tiresome. Unfortunately there will almost certainly be a runoff for several statewide races. John Cornyn(holio)III really needs to GTFO & STFU . . .

Mike Carroll's avatar

DON'T BLAME ME, I VOTED FOR GENGHIS KHAN!!!

Mike Carroll's avatar

Great job as usual but you missed an even bigger irony about Scandinavians: They (and many Euro countries) are currently the ones flooding their country with Africans and Arabs as the official national policy (Sweden for example is likely going to become a place where ethnic Sweds are a minority in their own country). If you moved every single Scandinavian to America the first thing they would do is break down any immigration restrictions.

David Cole's avatar

Well-said, Mike! Great comment, and great point.

Harshkumar's avatar

It is regrettable that Swedish whites are so suicidal.

Harshkumar's avatar

Sounds like the boys are starting to pitch in enough money to get to the finish line, and keep our beloved Dave a writin' on this here medium...Long Live Dave!!!

David Cole's avatar

You are a man of your word and a great and loyal friend! Thank you, from my heart.

Gina Nelson's avatar

buymeacoffee.com/DaveCole

Go help Dave out guys!

SandyC4's avatar

I think this might deserve a drunken response. I'll have to go work on that. Shortly. Threw a few more beers your way but damn, I have never felt so much like shoving a lude up someone's ass as I do right now. Have you considered charging Carlson rent yet?

You need to chill. No you need to go back, way back to good old 1970 and really chill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvUQcnfwUUM&list=RDwvUQcnfwUUM&start_radio=1

David Cole's avatar

Mungo Jerry famously advocating drunk driving and sexual abuse of women with poor fathers. Damn hippies! LAWLESS!!!!!!

SandyC4's avatar

I know. Isn't it great?

David Cole's avatar

LOL!!!!!! If only they weren't so ass-ugly!

Ricardo's avatar
9hEdited

Dave: "Well, we haven’t quite made it."

Gaggi: "You got a round figure on it?"

Beers your way, Dave.

R.W. Richey's avatar

Sent some money via paypal. Let me know if it's not enough. Looking forward to reading both the updated edition of RPA and your Holocaust denial book.

David Cole's avatar

What a tremendously generous contribution, R.W. I'm truly thankful. Humbled, indeed, to have generous and loyal readers like you. I just want you to know how much I appreciate it. Thank you!

Gina Nelson's avatar

I really hope you don't stop writing, you have an audience even if it is me & my husband. I will donate to the buy you a beer but I hope you buy a coffee or tea with it instead. Please take care of yourself Dave.

David Cole's avatar

You're a great friend, Gina, and I'm fortunate to have you as a reader. Thank you!

Carl F. Horowitz's avatar

I'm glad to have contributed $100 and another $25 to the cause today. Attached is a piece I did last fall for Paul Gottfried's Chronicles magazine, shredding the "Liberals are the real racists" meme. Keep up the good work.

https://chroniclesmagazine.org/view/conservatism-inc-s-ceaseless-quest-for-the-great-black-hope/

Spencer's avatar

“helped a pedo be a pedo”

Have you read Michael Tracey on Epstein? He convinced me that he wasn’t a pedo and there was no trafficking. We have pedo hysteria.

Steersman's avatar

👍 Speaking of clocks -- 25 seconds to midnight, ticking, or not -- I watched a Columbo last night, the denouement of which featured the culprit exposing himself -- so to speak -- as the murderer, not murderee in Flip Wilson's routine, by asserting that a ticking clock was not that of the "murderee" because the murderer had, in fact, broken the murderee's watch, a pocketwatch, a gift of the murderee's daughter, at or about the time of the murder.

But while you probably have a bunch of solid points, I might play the devil's advocate by arguing that Steve Bannon wasn't "all bad". 😉🙂 Seem to remember him pointing out that Canada had "their own beach" -- Juno Beach -- during the D-Day landings, 1944. My own Dad, gawd rest his soul, wasn't there at that time -- probably somewhere along the boot of Italy with Monty's Fifth Army -- but my ex's uncle had landed with the Canadians there and then. Keep your elbows up, Canada! 😉🙂

Though I think that phrase is from an American, Gordie Howe. But, speaking of hockey, I'm thinking of registering a protest over the win by the US Women's team over Canada's -- kinda think there were a bunch of ringers in the American one, a bunch of transwomen -- who ain't women, just male transvestites, guys in drag, if they still have their nuts attached, and sexless eunuchs if they don't. HTH ... 😉🙂

But may up my subscription later, though I'm reminded of the famous magazine cover with the caption, "Buy this magazine or we shoot this dog." 😉🙂