Archive - Best Served Cole

Aphrodisiac Dave!!! Nazi Babe Magnet

Not a joke: a new government-funded report claims I turn on ALL the right-wing ladies!

Jul 11 •

Z-Man's R-Tards

Cultists, cultists everywhere!

Jul 7 •

June 2025

The "Z Man" Story

He wanted me dead. How'd that work out, asshole?

Jun 30 •

Penthouse Dave!

Jun 27 •

The FORBIDDEN Takimag Pieces!

What I was not allowed to write...

Jun 23 •

"Operation Trespass" starring Dave Cole

I don't need to see the movie; I lived it

Jun 20 •

"Frownie Brownies and Attackie Blackies"

Unpublished Takimag piece #1

Jun 18 •

Back in Beverly Hills! And a History Lesson

Whew, that was close!

Jun 16 •

Dave on the Great L.A. Bean Riot of '25

They put the muy in the malo, the Frida in the Kahlo, and the agua in the wallow

Jun 13 •

Homeless Dave...The Adventure Continues!

Homeless Dave meets the REAL homeless

Jun 10 •

If I Should Die Before I Wake...Blame Larry Fishburne

Jun 7 •

May 2025

Regrets...and Thanks

The "thanks" is what matters

May 29 •

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